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Zombieland

No my friends... this is now"The United States Of Zombieland"

No my friends... this is now"The United States Of Zombieland"

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No my friends this is now The United States Of Zombieland
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:57
Uploaded
Feb 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee doesn't have fears. If he did, he'd kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they're about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.
It's amazing how quickly thing can go from 'bad' to 'total shit-storm'. - Zombieland 00:26
It's amazing how quickly thing can go from...
For obvious reasons - Zombieland 00:17
For obvious reasons
Poor fat bastard - Zombieland 00:04
Poor fat bastard
Poor fat bastard! - Zombieland 00:45
Poor fat bastard!
In those moments when you're not sure that the 'undead' are really dead edDon't get off stingy with your bullets I mean one more clean shot to the headAnd this lady could have avoided becoming a human happy mealWoulda Coulda Shoulda - Zombieland 00:19
In those moments when you're not sure that the...
Don't let them catch you with your pants down. - Zombieland 00:22
Don't let them catch you with your pants down.
You have to focus, on your own survival, which leads to Rule#4 Pretty basic. - Zombieland 00:08
You have to focus, on your own survival, which leads to...
Fasten your seatbeltsIt's gonna be a bumpy ride - Zombieland 00:06
Fasten your seatbeltsIt's gonna be a bumpy ride
That guy down there, is me. - Zombieland 00:10
That guy down there, is me.
Just 2 months and I might be the last non-cannibal freak in the country. - Zombieland 00:23
Just 2 months and I might be the last non-cannibal freak in...
"Rule #4: Seatbelts" Motherfucker. - Zombieland 00:08
"Rule #4: Seatbelts" Motherfucker.
On the bright side, I did find the place to go number 2 - Zombieland 00:06
On the bright side, I did find the place to go number 2
Another rule to surviving Zombieland: 'Travel light' And I don't mean just luggage. - Zombieland 00:34
Another rule to surviving Zombieland: 'Travel...
- What are you looking for? - Zombieland 00:08
- What are you looking for?
What's your name? - Zombieland 00:23
What's your name?
You almost knocked off your alcohol with your knife - Zombieland 00:05
You almost knocked off your alcohol with your knife
Here's the deal Columbus huh Im not easy to get along withand I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch - Zombieland 00:11
Here's the deal Columbus huh Im not easy to get along...
You see he was in the ass kicking business and Bussiness is Good - Zombieland 00:06
You see he was in the ass kicking business and Bussiness is...
What are we doing here Take a look It's a goddamn 'Hostess' truck - Zombieland 00:06
What are we doing here Take a look It's a goddamn...
- You coming? - Zombieland 00:06
- You coming?