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Poor fat bastard!

Poor fat bastard! As the infection spreadand chaos grew... It wasn't enoughjust being fast...

Zombieland • 2009

Poor fat bastard! As the infection spreadand chaos grew... It wasn't enoughjust being fast on your feet You'd have to get a gunand learn how to use it. Which leads me to my second rule"The Double Tag" In those moments when you're not surethat the 'undead' are really dead-ed Don't get off stingy with your bullets.I mean one more clean shot to the head. And this lady could have avoidedbecoming a human happy-meal. Woulda? Coulda?Shoulda? It wasn't long beforethe zombies began to get clever. When you are at your most vulnerable,somehow they could just smell it

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Poor fat bastard

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As the infection spread and chaos grew

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It wasn't enough just being fast on your feet

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You'd have to get a gun and learn how to use it

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Which leads me to my second rule The Double Tag

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In those moments when you're not sure that the 'undead' are really dead ed

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Don't get off stingy with your bullets I mean one more clean shot to the head

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And this lady could have avoided becoming a human happy meal

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Woulda Coulda Shoulda

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It wasn't long before the zombies began to get clever

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When you are at your most vulnerable somehow they could just smell it

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يا للبدين المسكين

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لكن مع انتشار الوباء وتفشي الفوضى

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لم يعد كافيا أن تكون سريعا

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كان عليك أن تأتي بسلاح وتجيد استعماله

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ما يقودني للقانوني الثاني الضربة المزدوجة

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وعندما لا تكون متأكدا من أن المخلوق الحي فعلا مات

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لا تشح برصاصك

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أعني طلقة إضافية إلى الرأس

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ولكانت السيدة تجنبت أن تصبح وجبة شهية

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كانت واستطاعت وكان عليها

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سرعان ما أصبح الزومبي أذكياء

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عندما تكون في حالة ضعف يشم ون ذلك

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ألا يستطيع المرء أن يتغوط بسلام

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Pauvre tronche de porc

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Contagion et chaos grandissant

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la rapidité ne suffisait plus

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Il fallait savoir manier un flingue

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D'où la règle n 2 la double dose

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DOUBLE DOSE

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Pour être sûr qu'un mort vivant est mort de chez mort

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ne rationnez pas vos balles

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Encore une bonne balle dans la tête

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et cette dame ne serait pas devenue un Happy Meal

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Si j'avais su j'aurais pu j'aurais dû

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Les zombies n'ont pas tardé à devenir malins

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Quand on est totalement vulnérable ils le sentent

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Y a pas moyen de chier tranquille

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Armes fettes Schwein

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Als es sich ausbreitete und das Chaos wuchs

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war Schnelligkeit nicht mehr genug

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Man musste eine Waffe verwenden

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Daraus folgt Regel 2 Doppelt hält besser

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Genau dann wenn du unsicher bist ob die Untoten mausetot sind

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Geiz nicht mit der Munition

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Noch ein sauberer Kopfschuss

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und die Lady wäre kein Happy Meal geworden

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Würde könnte sollte

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Schon bald wurden sie schlauer

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Die verwundbarsten Momente konnten sie regelrecht riechen

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Kann man hier in Ruhe einen abseilen

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Orang gemuk sialan

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Saat infeksi menyebar dan kekacauan mulai timbul

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Bisa berlari kencang saja tidak cukup

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Kau harus punya senjata dan bisa menggunakannya

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Dan itu membawa kita pada aturan no 2 Dobel Tag

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Saat kau tidak yakin apakah manusia yang tidak bisa mati itu benar benar telah mati

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Jangan hemat pelurumu Tembak sekali lagi dikepalanya

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Dan itu akan menghindarkanmu menjadi daging santapan

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Bisakah Mungkinkah Haruskah

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Tidak butuh waktu lama sebelum zombie zombie itu menjadi semakin cerdas

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Mereka bisa mendeteksi saat dimana kau menjadi sangat rapuh untuk diserang

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Бедный жердяй

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Вирус свирепствовал мир погружался в хаос

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и быстрые ноги уже на спасали

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Пришлось вооружиться и научиться стрелять

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Тогда и появилось второе правило

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мочи наверняка

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Если ты не уверен что живой мертвец окончательно отбросил копыта

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не жалей патронов

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Всего один выстрел в голову

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и эти уроды остались бы без Хеппи Мила из человечины

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Если бы но увы её сожрали

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Очень скоро эти мерзкие твари поумнели

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Они чуяли когда жертва особенно уязвима

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Уже и посрать нельзя спокойно

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Pobre gordo desgraciado

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Pero según la infección se extendió y creció el caos

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correr rápido dejó de ser suficiente

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Debes conseguir un arma y aprender a usarla

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Lo que nos lleva a la Regla No 2

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Regla No 2 Doble disparo

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En esos momentos cuando no estas seguro de que los no muertos estén realmente muertos

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No te pases desperdiciando tus balas

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me refiero a que un sólo disparo más directo a la cabeza

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y esta mujer podría haber evitado convertirse en una Cajita Feliz humana

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Habría podría debería

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Fue entonces cuando los zombies comenzaron a volverse inteligentes

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Cuando te encuentras más vulnerable

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De alguna manera pueden simplemente olerlo

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No se puede cagar en paz

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Movie Summary

Columbus has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee doesn't have fears. If he did, he'd kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they're about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.