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Zombieland

Poor flat bastard

Columbus:
Poor flat bastard

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Poor flat bastard
Available in 7 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
924
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:03
Uploaded
Feb 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee doesn't have fears. If he did, he'd kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they're about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.

Actors

Jesse Eisenberg
Columbus
Jesse Eisenberg
- Perfume? - Zombieland 00:17
- Perfume?
Oh my God You're thinking about fucking WichitaWish granted She spent the last 24 hours fucking us both - Zombieland 00:09
Oh my God You're thinking about fucking WichitaWish...
Good luck now Petunia. - Zombieland 00:05
Good luck now Petunia.
Ok let me begin my three part apology by sayingthat I think you're a wonderful human with great potentialFYI I beat wholesale ass for a lot less than thatI'm sure You get 45 powerThank you - Zombieland 00:20
Ok let me begin my three part apology by sayingthat I think...
Sometimes Tallahassee's right. - Zombieland 00:09
Sometimes Tallahassee's right.
I shave every morning but sometimes by like 4 30 I'll have a thing - Zombieland 00:09
I shave every morning but sometimes by like 4 30 I'll...
Yes but no she's not she's notShe's only famous when she's Hannah Montana when she's wearing the wig - Zombieland 00:07
Yes but no she's not she's notShe's only...
For the first time in a long time, we were having fun. - Zombieland 00:12
For the first time in a long time, we were having fun.
- You know I think sleep deprivation is like the number one health problem in America. - Zombieland 00:18
- You know I think sleep deprivation is like the number one...
- It seems like everyone who has ever been in a movie lives on this block. - Zombieland 00:22
- It seems like everyone who has ever been in a movie lives...
- Hey, here's a big BM. - Zombieland 00:07
- Hey, here's a big BM.
- Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to La Menzion de Murray. - Zombieland 00:27
- Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to La Menzion de Murray.
Boy who's Bill MurrayI have never hit a kid before but I mean that's like asking who Gandhi isWho's Gandhi - Zombieland 00:12
Boy who's Bill MurrayI have never hit a kid before but...
- No Twinkies. - Zombieland 00:17
- No Twinkies.
Hey come here. - Zombieland 00:08
Hey come here.
Ok, I'm gonna teach you a little something about Bill Murray. - Zombieland 00:18
Ok, I'm gonna teach you a little something about Bill...
Oh, this is so exciting, you're about to learn who you're gonna call. - Zombieland 00:07
Oh, this is so exciting, you're about to learn who...
This is pretty catchy. - Zombieland 00:05
This is pretty catchy.
Help me with the boots, come on. - Zombieland 00:10
Help me with the boots, come on.
Bill Murray you're a zombieYou're not a zombie you're talkingYou're okayThe hell I am I'm sorry I didn't know that it was you youAre you What's with the the get upOh I do it to blend in you know zombies don't mess with other zombiesBuddy of mine make up - Zombieland 00:42
Bill Murray you're a zombieYou're not a zombie...