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Take away a man's son you've truly given him nothing left to loseI haven't cried like that since Titanic
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Zombieland

I haven't cried like that since "Titanic."

Columbus:
Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose.Tallahassee:I haven't cried like that since "Titanic."

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Take away a man's son you've truly given him nothing left to lose
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I haven't cried like that since Titanic
Available in 7 languages
Duration
21 seconds
Views
2,444
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:33
Uploaded
Feb 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee doesn't have fears. If he did, he'd kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they're about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.

Actors

Jesse Eisenberg
Columbus
Jesse Eisenberg
Woody Harrelson
Tallahassee
Woody Harrelson
A hint? - Zombieland 00:10
A hint?
-It 1997, "Gor Gorgeous" - I never took French. - Zombieland 00:25
-It 1997, "Gor Gorgeous" - I never took French.
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Was that a good year Oh my GodIt was a great year are you...
- First tattoo, a purpoise. - Zombieland 00:48
- First tattoo, a purpoise.
Had my first school dance. - Zombieland 00:28
Had my first school dance.
I don't even know your name, but this is actually really nice. - Zombieland 00:10
I don't even know your name, but this is actually...
You know Between you me andYou're actually kind of cuteYou think soI mean you got the guts of a guppy butI could hit thatReallyI'll at least give you the intentional walk to first - Zombieland 00:28
You know Between you me andYou're actually kind of...
You're actually kind of cute. - Zombieland 00:14
You're actually kind of cute.
- Really? - Zombieland 00:07
- Really?
Hey little help movin' a couchWe're making a fort - Zombieland 00:07
Hey little help movin' a couchWe're making a fort
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- That was probably for the best, cause I like you,...
I was hoping Wichita was just playing hard to get, but I realized that she had more trust issues than I did. - Zombieland 00:11
I was hoping Wichita was just playing hard to get, but I...
- You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, developed in a secret fucking government lab. - Zombieland 00:18
- You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, developed in a...
- You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove halfway across the country. - Zombieland 00:11
- You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove...
This is the problem with getting attached to someone. - Zombieland 00:38
This is the problem with getting attached to someone.
That's why I don't let people close you only get burned - Zombieland 00:05
That's why I don't let people close you only get...
Mexico you know what they call Twinkies in Mexico Los Submerinos - Zombieland 00:08
Mexico you know what they call Twinkies in Mexico Los...
- I'm going after Wichita. - Zombieland 00:14
- I'm going after Wichita.
- Come on, come on! - Zombieland 00:07
- Come on, come on!
- On the count of three. - Zombieland 00:06
- On the count of three.