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Was that a good year Oh my GodIt was a great year are you kidding me I saw my first R rated movie that yearAnaconda Oh AnacondaFirst tattoo a purpoiseReally FakeFirst kissScotty LynchDid you guys use

Don't worry. Scotty's old news

Zombieland • 2009

Columbus:
1997. Was that a good year?Wichita:Yeah! 1997 was a great year! I saw my first R-rated movie... Anaconda. Got my first tattoo, a porpoise. Fake. Had my first kiss... Scotty Lynch.Columbus:Did you guys...Columbus:...use tongue?Wichita: Maybe. Why, are you jealous of Scotty Lynch?Columbus:Yes. Actually, I think I'm jealous of your whole 1997. Let me see... I think... 1997 I had my first orthodontist appointment... bastard gave me headgear... I Got my first B...Columbus:...almost as scary as Anaconda... went to my first dance. Sadie Hawkins, so it was ladies' choice...Wichita:And nobody picked you?Columbus:Well, it was ladies' choice.Wichita:... No! Those bitches! No, I will not stand for this.Wichita:On behalf of all the eighth grade girls, I would like to dance with you.Wichita:Don't worry. Scotty's old news

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Was that a good year Oh my God

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It was a great year are you kidding me I saw my first R rated movie that year

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Anaconda Oh Anaconda

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First tattoo a purpoise

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Really Fake

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First kiss

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Scotty Lynch

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Did you guys use tongue

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Maybe

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Are you jealous of Scotty Lynch Yes I am

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Actually I think I'm jealous of your whole 1997

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Let's see mine

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First orthodontist The bastard gave me head gear

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I got my first B Oh no

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Frightening as Anaconda

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Woodshop which doesn't really count as a class anyway

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Had my first school dance

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I was Sadie Hawkins

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girls choice

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What nobody picked you

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Iz was girls choice

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Those bitches I know

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No I will not stand for this you know what

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On behalf of all the eight grade girls

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I would like you to make it up to you

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Relax Scotty's old news

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هل كانت سنة جيدة يا إلهي

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كانت سنة ممتازة

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شاهدت أول فيلم محظور في تلك السنة

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أجل آناكوندا

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آناكوندا

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أول وشم دلفين

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حقا وشم مزيف

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أول قبلة

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سكوتي لينش

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هل استعملتما اللسان

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ربما

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هل تغار من سكوتي لينش

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أجل

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بالواقع أغار من كل ما فعلته في 1997

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لنر بالنسبة لي

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أول طبيب مقوم أسنان

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السافل وضع خوذة على رأسي

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أجل حصلت على أول علامة ب

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رباه لا

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هذا يوازي رعب آناكوندا

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في مشغل الخشب

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وهذا لا يحتسب كصف بأي حال

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دخلت أول معهد للرقص شكرا

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معهد سادي هوكنز الدعوة للفتيات

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ماذا ولم يخترك أحد

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كان الدعوة على عاتق الفتيات

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يا لهن من فاجرات أعلم

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كلا لن أحتمل هذا كلا أتعرف

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باسم كل فتيات الصف الرابع

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أود أن أعوض عليك ذلك

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اطمئن أصبح سكوتي من الماضي

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Une bonne année

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Géniale tu veux dire

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J'ai vu mon premier film interdit aux moins de 16 ans

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Anaconda

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Premier tatouage un marsouin

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Ah bon Un faux

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Premier baiser

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Scotty Lynch

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Avec la langue

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Peut être

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T'es jaloux de Scotty Lynch

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Oui c'est vrai

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Je suis jaloux de toute ton année 1997

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La mienne

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Premier orthodontiste

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Ce salaud m'a mis un casque de nuit

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Mon premier 18 sur 20

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Aussi flippant qu'Anaconda

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En menuiserie

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Ça compte pas vraiment comme matière

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Premier bal à l'école

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Le genre de bal où c'est les filles qui invitent

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Personne t'a invité

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C'était aux filles de choisir

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Les salopes Je sais

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Je ne peux pas laisser faire ça

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De la part des filles de 4e

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je répare cette erreur

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T'inquiète

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Ein gutes Jahr Oh mein Gott

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Ein großartiges Jahr

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Da hab ich den ersten Erwachsenenfilm gesehen

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Ja Anaconda

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Das erste Tattoo ein Delfin

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Echt Ein Rubbelbild

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Der erste Kuss

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Scotty Lynch

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Mit Zunge

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Kann sein

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Bist du eifersüchtig

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Ja bin ich

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Genaugenommen auf dein ganzes 1997

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Bei mir war

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der erste Kieferorthopäde

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Eine Außenspange Meine erste Zwei

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Nein

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Gruseliger als Anaconda

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In Werken mit Holz Also nicht mal ein richtiges Schulfach

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Mein erster Schulball Danke

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Und beim ersten Tanz war gleich Mädchenwahl

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Keine hat dich gefragt Es war Mädchenwahl

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Diese blöden Zicken Ich weiß

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Nein So geht das nicht Weißt du was

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Im Namen aller Achtklässlerinnen werde ich das wieder gutmachen

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Entspann dich

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Scotty ist Geschichte

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Itu tahun yang hebat kan Oh Tuhan

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Tahun yang hebat kau bercanda Itu tahun pertama aku nonton film dengan rating R

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Anaconda Oh Anaconda

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Tatto pertama sengaja tentunya

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Benarkah Tatto Palsu

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Ciuman pertama

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Scotty Lynch

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Apa kalian menggunakan lidah

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Mungkin

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Kau iri pada Scotty Lynch Ya

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Aku iri dengan semua kesempatanmu di tahun itu

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Mari lihat punyaku

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Pergi kedokter gigi pertama kali Dia memakai bor yang besar

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Pertama kali aku dapat nilai B Oh tidak

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Menakutkan seperti film Anaconda

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Kelas Woodshop sebenarnya tak pantas disebut sebuah kelas

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Pertama aku dapat kelas dansa

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Aku jadi Sadie Hawkins

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Pilihan para cewek

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Tak ada yang memilihmu

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Itu pilihannya para cewek

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Mereka benar benar sialan Aku tahu

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Aku tak bisa terima itu

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Atas nama semua cewek di kelas 8 itu

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Aku akan menyerahkan pilihan itu padamu

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Relax Scotty yang tak terkenal

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Класс Хороший был год Еще бы

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Просто чудесный Издеваешься Я посмотрела свои первый ужастик в тот год

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Да Анаконду А Анаконда

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И еще первая татуировка на попе

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Правда Временная

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Первый поцелуй

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Со Скотти Линчем

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И что взасос

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Может быть

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Ревнуешь к Скотти Линчу Да ревную

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И вообще ревную ко всему 97 му году

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Ну у меня

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первый визит к ортодонту скобки мне нацепил урод

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Ещё первая четверка Да ладно

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Это пострашнее Анаконды

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Столярная мастерская Вот только занятия мне не засчитали

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Ужас

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Первый бал в школе

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Спасибо Были одни белые танцы

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Так что

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Тебя никто не выбрал

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Ты же знаешь девчонок

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Сучки безмозглые Точно

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Нет так не годится Знаешь что

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От имени всех восьмиклассниц

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я приглашаю тебя на танец

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Расслабься Скотти в прошлом

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Fue un buen año Dios mío

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Fue un año increíble Me estás tomando el pelo

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Vi mi primera película de terror

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Anaconda Ah Anaconda

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Me hice mi primer tatuaje Un delfín

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En serio Falso

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Mi primer beso

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Scotty Lynch

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Y fue con lengua

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Quizás

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Estás celoso de Scotty Lynch

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Sí lo estoy

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De hecho creo que Me da envidia de todo tu 1997

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Veámos el mío

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Mi primera ortodoncia

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Mi primera B Oh no

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Aterrador como Anaconda

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Taller Pero no se cuentan como horas de curso

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Tuve mi primer baile de colegio

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Gracias C D Hawkins

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Las chicas eligieron

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Y qué ninguna te escogió

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Escogían las chicas

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Esas perras Lo sé

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No no lo permitiré Sabes qué

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En nombre de todas las buenas chicas de 8 años

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me gustaría escogerte a ti

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Relájate Scotty es pasado

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Movie Summary

Columbus has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee doesn't have fears. If he did, he'd kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they're about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.

Actors

Columbus

Jesse Eisenberg

Wichita