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Zombieland

You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife

Columbus:
You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife

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You almost knocked off your alcohol with your knife
Available in 7 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
608
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:42
Uploaded
Feb 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee doesn't have fears. If he did, he'd kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they're about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.

Actors

Jesse Eisenberg
Columbus
Jesse Eisenberg
Here's the deal Columbus huh Im not easy to get along withand I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch - Zombieland 00:11
Here's the deal Columbus huh Im not easy to get along...
You see he was in the ass kicking business and Bussiness is Good - Zombieland 00:06
You see he was in the ass kicking business and Bussiness is...
What are we doing here Take a look It's a goddamn 'Hostess' truck - Zombieland 00:06
What are we doing here Take a look It's a goddamn...
- You coming? - Zombieland 00:06
- You coming?
- Are you fucking with me? - Zombieland 00:18
- Are you fucking with me?
Sno balls Yeah Sno ballsWhere's the fucking Twinkies I like Sno ballsI hate coconut Not the taste the consistencyOh this Twinkie thing it ain't over yet - Zombieland 00:22
Sno balls Yeah Sno ballsWhere's the fucking Twinkies I...
Where's the fucking Twinkies - Zombieland 00:10
Where's the fucking Twinkies
This may be a bad time, but, I just ate the brown sugar Snowballs. - Zombieland 00:09
This may be a bad time, but, I just ate the brown sugar...
I know. - Zombieland 00:08
I know.
Please, is anyone home? - Zombieland 00:11
Please, is anyone home?
Thank you. - Zombieland 00:08
Thank you.
- Mountain Dew? - Zombieland 00:10
- Mountain Dew?
I've had always my whole life wanted to brush a girl's hair over her ear - Zombieland 00:07
I've had always my whole life wanted to brush a...
Oh my god. - Zombieland 00:05
Oh my god.
Okay okay okay. - Zombieland 00:06
Okay okay okay.
Look, stay back 406, okay? - Zombieland 00:07
Look, stay back 406, okay?
You see, you just can't trust anyone. - Zombieland 00:08
You see, you just can't trust anyone.
Listen to me, 406. - Zombieland 00:13
Listen to me, 406.
"Rule #2: Double Tap" That was my first brush, with the plaque of the 21st century. - Zombieland 00:28
"Rule #2: Double Tap" That was my first brush,...
That was my first brush with the plaque of the 21st centuryRemember mad cow disease Well 'Mad cow' became 'mad person' became 'mad zombie'It's a fast acting virus that left you with a swollen brain raging fever and make you hateful violentAnd give you - Zombieland 00:20
That was my first brush with the plaque of the 21st...