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Zombieland

You see, you just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my lifeand she tries to...

You see, You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my lifeand she tries to eat me

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You see you just can't trust anyone
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The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me
Available in 7 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
755
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:45
Uploaded
Feb 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee doesn't have fears. If he did, he'd kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they're about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.

Actors

Jesse Eisenberg
Columbus
Jesse Eisenberg
Listen to me, 406. - Zombieland 00:13
Listen to me, 406.
"Rule #2: Double Tap" That was my first brush, with the plaque of the 21st century. - Zombieland 00:28
"Rule #2: Double Tap" That was my first brush,...
That was my first brush with the plaque of the 21st centuryRemember mad cow disease Well 'Mad cow' became 'mad person' became 'mad zombie'It's a fast acting virus that left you with a swollen brain raging fever and make you hateful violentAnd give you - Zombieland 00:20
That was my first brush with the plaque of the 21st...
I've heard there's a place untouched by all this crap Back east yeahYeah you heard the same thingOut west we hear back east back east hear it's here out westAnd it's all just nonsenseYou know you're like a penguin on the north pole hear the south pole is - Zombieland 00:28
I've heard there's a place untouched by all this...
Oh my god. - Zombieland 00:19
Oh my god.
- I mean it makes you... - Zombieland 00:15
- I mean it makes you...
There's a boxes of Twinkies in that grocery storeNot just any box of TwinkieThe last box of Twinkie that anyone will enjoy in the whole universeBelieve it or not Twinkie have an expiration daySomeday very soon life's little Twinkle gauge is gonna go empty - Zombieland 00:23
There's a boxes of Twinkies in that grocery storeNot...
Time to nut up or shut up - Zombieland 00:04
Time to nut up or shut up
When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie he set the standard for not to be fucked with - Zombieland 00:07
When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie he set the standard...
You got a purdy mouth - Zombieland 00:04
You got a purdy mouth
Don't swing don't swingSwing - Zombieland 00:04
Don't swing don't swingSwing
- You're great one. - Zombieland 00:11
- You're great one.
- Wow, these fellas really let themselves go. - Zombieland 00:09
- Wow, these fellas really let themselves go.
All I could think of was "What are the odds?". - Zombieland 00:14
All I could think of was "What are the odds?".
Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it - Zombieland 00:05
Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over...
"Rule #22: When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out" - Zombieland 00:08
"Rule #22: When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out"
You need some help? - Zombieland 00:21
You need some help?
Of course the first hot girl in a thousand miles shows up, makes me feels like an idiot, steals my double barrow and says I'm the one that can't be trusted. - Zombieland 00:10
Of course the first hot girl in a thousand miles shows up,...
Nice going genius. - Zombieland 00:31
Nice going genius.
Do you know this guy who's trying to like to be in everyone's storyNo I knew who got away worse than that to me - Zombieland 00:10
Do you know this guy who's trying to like to be in...