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Zombieland: Double Tap

A first-edition Tolkien,and you wrote in it

A first-edition Tolkien,
and you wrote in it

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A first-edition Tolkien, and you wrote in it.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
132
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:05
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.
There's my name, marring this perfectly preserved paper. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
There's my name, marring this perfectly preserved paper...
You didn't stop. Thank you so much. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
You didn't stop. Thank you so much.
Hey, you know, I couldn't find any wrapping paper, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Hey, you know, I couldn't find any wrapping paper,
He was our fattest president, so there's a lot left over - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
He was our fattest president, so there's a lot left ove...
Oh, hey, well, not just any gun. A Colt .45. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
Oh, hey, well, not just any gun. A Colt .45.
And not just any Colt .45. The King's. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
And not just any Colt .45. The King's.
- England? Denmark? Lichtenstein? - There's only one king. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
- England? Denmark? Lichtenstein? - There's only one ki...
Elvis Aaron fucking Presley, the greatest who ever lived. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
Elvis Aaron fucking Presley, the greatest who ever lived.
He gave this gun to Nixon when he visited the White House, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08
He gave this gun to Nixon when he visited the White House,
Yeah, he used to shoot that Colt in his backyard. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Yeah, he used to shoot that Colt in his backyard.
I think I saw some Zs down by the reflecting pool. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
I think I saw some Zs down by the reflecting pool.
Little Rock was on the hunt, all right, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:19
Little Rock was on the hunt, all right,
Okay. Look, you always say that, like, I play it too safe, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:09
Okay. Look, you always say that, like, I play it too safe,
So I thought, what better way to spice things up than to... - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
So I thought, what better way to spice things up than to...
Get married? - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:43
Get married?
In my limited, but absurdly painful experience, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
In my limited, but absurdly painful experience,
- I don't know what to say. - Well, don't say anything. Yet. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
- I don't know what to say. - Well, don't say anyt...
- Okay? This was my fault. - I put you on the spot. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
- Okay? This was my fault. - I put you on the spot.
Just think about it, and let me know whenever you're ready. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Just think about it, and let me know whenever you're re...
Hey, Buttercup. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:17
Hey, Buttercup.