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"Zombieland: Double Tap" quotes

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Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.

Director: Ruben Fleischer
Writer: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Dave Callaham
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, horror
Year: 2019
MetaScore: 55/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $73,123,082
Released: 18 Oct 2019
Awards: 6 nominations
You know why she's still alive - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07 You know why she's still alive You guys partied with 3 Doors Down in one of these It was so - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06 You guys partied with 3 Doors Down in one of these It was so Yeah, it was good. You shot your alcohol with your gun. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05 Yeah, it was good. You shot your alcohol with your gun. -| will never forget you, what's-his-name.
-See you, pals. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08 -| will never forget you, what's-his-name. -See you, pa... Why the hell are you wearing Elvis' actual shoes - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06 Why the hell are you wearing Elvis' actual shoes What was that? - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06 What was that? Wake up, my little blue suede baby.
It'S now or never. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:16 Wake up, my little blue suede baby. It'S now or never. Wait why does he get to be president - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:21 Wait why does he get to be president Unfortunately, for every Homer,
there's a Hawking, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:13 Unfortunately, for every Homer, there's a Hawking, Time to nut up or shut up - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07 Time to nut up or shut up This is for what you did to the Beast! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:16 This is for what you did to the Beast! They were the apex predator,
top of the food chain. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:17 They were the apex predator, top of the food chain. They say when something bad happens,
WVolD Teh cm I AKclom ete) -toe - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:15 They say when something bad happens, WVolD Teh cm I AKclom e... They are much more afraid of us than we are of them - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08 They are much more afraid of us than we are of them The only reason we survived the last several years - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:27 The only reason we survived the last several years The Ninja. Silent, deadly. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08 The Ninja. Silent, deadly. Thanks. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:10 Thanks. Seeing that T-800 firsthand
was all the more worrisome - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:09 Seeing that T-800 firsthand was all the more worrisome Seeing Little Rock safe
and surrounded by friends her own age, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:12 Seeing Little Rock safe and surrounded by friends her own ag... SA =t - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:32 SA =t One plus one is still two right - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04 One plus one is still two right Okay. That song Is amazing. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:26 Okay. That song Is amazing. Okay Civil War general you must know how to fight - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:10 Okay Civil War general you must know how to fight Oh, shit. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:10 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:16 Oh, shit. Now from where stand there's only one thing we can do - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:19 Now from where stand there's only one thing we can do Nol Nol! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08 Nol Nol! No, | really-- | have nothing against pacifists. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:09 No, | really-- | have nothing against pacifists. No really have nothing against pacifists - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:09 No really have nothing against pacifists No no I Please can't Okay look I've been alone in a freezer for years - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:10 No no I Please can't Okay look I've been alone in... -No! Don't come with me! Don't come with me!
-Madison, Madison, please. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:30 -No! Don't come with me! Don't come with me! -Madi... NELSON
-Thank you. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:30 NELSON -Thank you. Lol er- Tatil (ese mem dem hohe
to crack the zombie code. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:30 Lol er- Tatil (ese mem dem hohe to crack the zombie code. Just feel kind of guilty - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:09 Just feel kind of guilty In moments of great dishonour such as this, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:31 In moments of great dishonour such as this, I'm like really good at surviving - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:12 I'm like really good at surviving If you love something you shoot it in the face so it doesn't become a flesh eating monster - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08 If you love something you shoot it in the face so it... Hi my name's Tallahassee Nevada - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04 Hi my name's Tallahassee Nevada Hey. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:16 Hey. Hey don't do nothing wouldn't not do - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08 Hey don't do nothing wouldn't not do Hey come on She is a living thinking being Okay She's a living being - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06 Hey come on She is a living thinking being Okay She's a... -He's trying to bite me!
-Ninja! Ninja! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:20 -He's trying to bite me! -Ninja! Ninja! Help! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:21 Help! Hate Mondays - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04 Hate Mondays Give me a home
Where the buffalo roam - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:17 Give me a home Where the buffalo roam Fuck, fuck, fuck! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:20 Fuck, fuck, fuck! | feel funny. My tongue... - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:17 | feel funny. My tongue... Don't listen to this guy He's killed more celebrities than cocaine - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05 Don't listen to this guy He's killed more... Don't give a fuck what you'd like - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04 Don't give a fuck what you'd like -Did-- Did we just get...
-Shorter? - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:13 -Did-- Did we just get... -Shorter? Clever girl. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:20 Clever girl. But the question is why in the world Garfield 3 - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:10 But the question is why in the world Garfield 3 But for better or worse we were a family - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:19 But for better or worse we were a family Back for seconds After al this time - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:11 Back for seconds After al this time And go home - Zombieland: Double Tap 01:47 And go home A poem by Tallahassee. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:25 A poem by Tallahassee. Zombie Kill of the Year? - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08 Zombie Kill of the Year? You know, how about if | did it with you? - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:21 You know, how about if | did it with you? You cant write the history of Zombieland - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:23 You cant write the history of Zombieland Well, guys, | hate to say this. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:18 Well, guys, | hate to say this. The zombies are coming! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:12 The zombies are coming! -Tallahassee!
-Hang on, we're coming. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:26 -Tallahassee! -Hang on, we're coming. T-800s. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08 T-800s. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07 Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Shit. Shit, shit, shit. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:29 Shit. Shit, shit, shit. Okay now, blow! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:11 Okay now, blow! Oh, my God, you are sexy. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07 Oh, my God, you are sexy. Oh, dear. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07 Oh, dear. Nicely done. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:21 Nicely done. -Just go for it.
-Thank you. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:23 -Just go for it. -Thank you. Huge fan, Mr. Roker. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:17 Huge fan, Mr. Roker. Help me! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:13 Help me! God. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:21 God. Hey don't do nothing I wouldn't not do - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08 Hey don't do nothing I wouldn't not do Wait why does he get to be president - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:25 Wait why does he get to be president Why the hell are you wearing Elvis' actual shoes - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06 Why the hell are you wearing Elvis' actual shoes I'm really good at surviving - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05 I'm really good at surviving The only reason we've survived the last several years - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:33 The only reason we've survived the last several years One plus one is still two right - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05 One plus one is still two right

Cast

Tallahassee - Woody Harrelson
Columbus - Jesse Eisenberg
Wichita - Emma Stone
Little Rock - Abigail Breslin
Madison - Zoey Deutch
Berkeley - Avan Jogia
Albuquerque - Luke Wilson
Flagstaff - Thomas Middleditch
Babylonian Gatekeeper - Victoria Hall
Civil War Bearded Guy - Victor Rivera
Bowel Blast Guy - Ian Gregg
Cool Hat Guy - Devin Mojica
Terrified Woman in Snow - Rachel Luttrell
Homer Zombie in Snow - John Dixon
Scared Lab Tech (as Ronny A. Mathew) - Ronny Mathew
Beatrix Hawking - Jess Durham
Exoculated Scientist - David Fleischer
Survivor with Flashlight - Jenin Gonzalez
Ninja Zombie - Felix Betancourt
Dave Sanderman - Lucas Fleischer
T-800 Z - Ari Loeb
Matteo Bianchi - Anthony Dilio
Bill Murray - Bill Murray
Publicist - Julia Vasi
Reporter - Al Roker
Reporter - Lili Estefan
Reporter - Grace Randolph
T-800 Zombie - Timothy Carr
Hotel Guest - Isabelle Fretheim
T-800 Attack Zombie - Brianna Gardner
T-800 Attack Zombie - Kyra Elise Gardner
Dept. Store Female Zombie - Kandis Hargrave
Arcade Patron - Lauren Hendry
T-800 Zombie - Julian B Lin
Straggler Zombie - Louie g Maldonado
Cameraman - Tim McAdams
Zombie - Zara McDowell
White House Zombie - Jessica Medina
Zombie - Diezel Ramos
Zombie / T800 - Oscar Rodriguez III
Indian Poker Player - Ruben Vidal
T-800 Zombie - MWW Michael Wilkerson
T 800 Zombie - Otis Winston
Zombie - Lewis Wright