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Chunkage

Zombieland: Double Tap

A zombie, not a velociraptor.And it's the right thing to do. If you love something, you...

Zombieland: Double Tap • 2019

Chunkage. I don't know, maybe she'll pull through. What do you mean? You are the onewho always says "don't take chances." So who wants to do the honors? I mean, personally, I wouldn't mind, butI don't want you guys calling me selfish. Hey, come on. She is a living,thinking being. Okay? She's a living being. Look, I know you guysare in love or whatever, but in two minutes, she's gonna become a: A zombie, not a velociraptor.And it's the right thing to do. If you love something, you shoot it in the faceso it doesn't become a flesh-eating monster. - I know.- She's making a good point. Maybe it's time for you tobe the Brave Little Toaster

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Chunkage

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I don't know maybe she'll pull through

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What do you mean You are the one who always says don't take chances

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So who wants to do the honors

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I mean personally I wouldn't mind but I don't want you guys calling me selfish

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Hey come on She is a living thinking being Okay She's a living being

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Look I know you guys are in love or whatever

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but in two minutes she's gonna become a

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A zombie not a velociraptor And it's the right thing to do

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If you love something you shoot it in the face so it doesn't become a flesh eating monster

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I know She's making a good point

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Maybe it's time for you to be the Brave Little Toaster

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كمية كبيرة

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لا أعرف قد تتعافى من هذا

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ماذا تقصد أنت م ن يقول يجب ألا نخاطر

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إذ ا م ن سيكون له شرف فعل ذلك

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أنا لا أمانع ولكن لا أريد أن تعتبراني أناني ا

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بربك إنها كائن حي يفك ر حسن ا

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إنها كائن حي

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أعرف أنكما متحابان أو أي ما يكن هذا بينكما

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لكن ها ستتحو ل بعد دقيقتين إلى

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زومبي لا ديناصور مفترس صغير

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وفعل ذلك إن ما هو الصواب

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إن كنت تحب أحد ا

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فإنك تقتله حتى لا يتحو ل إلى وحش يأكل لحم ا

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أعرف معها حق

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ربما حان الوقت لكي تستجمع الجرأة وتقوم بذلك

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Takže na koho připadne ta pochybná čest

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Nemám s tím problém ale abyste pak neříkali že jsem sobec

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Je to živý myslící člověk

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Je to živý člověk

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Chápu že jste zamilovaní

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Nebo tak něco ale do dvou minut z ní bude

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Zombie ne velociraptor

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Je to tak správně

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Když někoho miluješ střelíš ho do hlavy

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Aby se z něho nestal kanibal

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V tom má pravdu

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Možná je načase

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aby ses pochlapil

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Když zažijete něco ošklivého nastane jedna z možností

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Gros gerbage

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Elle va peut être s'en remettre

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C'est toi qui répètes Zéro prise de risque

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Bon qui se dévoue

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Moi j'ai rien contre mais vous me traiteriez d'égoïste

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Arrête c'est un être vivant et pensant

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Un être vivant

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Je sais que vous êtes amoureux

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ou Dieu sait quoi

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Mais dans deux minutes elle sera

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un zombie pas un vélociraptor

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Faut le faire

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Quand on aime un truc

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on lui explose la tête

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pour l'empêcher de devenir un monstre cannibale

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Je sais

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Elle a pas tort

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L'heure est peut être venue

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d'être le Petit grille pain courageux

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Tut mir leid

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Danke

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Können wir einfach

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Es tut mir so leid Schon gut Nur Kommt fahren wir

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REGEL 7 REISE LEICHT

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Ich werde nicht lügen und sagen ich sei untröstlich aber

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es tut mir leid

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Das hat sie nicht verdient Danke

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Danke Er hat recht

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So zu sterben ist schrecklich sogar für

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Darabos a taccs Talán túléli

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Nem értem te nem akarsz kockáztatni soha

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Ki akarja elintézni

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Személy szerint szívesen csinálnám de nem akarok önzőnek tűnni

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Ne már Madison egy élő gondolkodó lény Oké egy élő lény

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Nézd értem én hogy szereted vagy mittomén

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de két percen belül ilyen lesz

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Egy zombi nem egy velociraptor Meg kell ölni

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Ha szereted pofán lövöd hogy ne váljon emberevő szörnnyé

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Tudom Igaza van

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Most te lehetsz a bátor kis kenyérpirító

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Maafkan aku

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Terima kasih

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Bisa

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Turut bersedih

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Ayo jalan

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ATURAN NOMOR 7 KURANGI BEBAN

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Aku tak mau bohong dan bilang

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hatiku berduka tapi

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aku turut bersedih Ya

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Dia tak pantas mendapatkannya Terima kasih

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Dia benar Kematian tragis bahkan untuk

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Rzygula

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Może jakoś z tego wyjdzie

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To ty ciągle powtarzasz żeby nie ryzykować

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Kto czyni honory

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Nie miałbym nic przeciwko ale nie chciałbym wyjść na egoistę

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To żywa myśląca istota Jasne

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Żywa istota

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Wiem że jesteście zakochani czy coś tam

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Ale za dwie minuty zrobi się z niej

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Zombie Nie welociraptor

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Nie mamy wyboru

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Jak kogoś kochasz

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strzelasz mu w twarz żeby nie zamienił się w krwiożerczego potwora

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Wiem Zgadzam się

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Pora zamienić się w Dzielny Mały Toster

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Прости мне было типа 11 когда появились зомби

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Не тупой вопрос

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Я посмеялся потому что ты подумала

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что я стану играть какой то дурацкий кавер

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Конечно я её написал

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Если эта понравилась

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то и эта тебе точно по душе придётся

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Но она ещё не закончена так что не суди строго

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Если я уйду уже завтра

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Будешь ли ты меня помнить

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an4 ИИСУС ВАС СПАСЁТ

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Я должен двигаться дальше

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Поэма от Таллахасси А

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Едем мы в Грейсленд с комфортом Европы

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Эй Понтиак транспорт поцелуй меня в жопу

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Очень хорошо Очень хорошо Погнали детка Ву ху

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Grumoso

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No sé Tal vez se pueda salvar

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De qué hablas Tú eres el que siempre dice Mejor no arriesgarse

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Quién quiere hacer los honores

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A mí no me molestaría pero no quiero que me digan egoísta

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Por favor Es un ser vivo y pensante

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Es un ser vivo

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Sé que están enamorados o cómo le digan

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pero en dos minutos se va a volver un

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Un zombi no un velociraptor

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Y es lo correcto

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Si amas algo

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vuélale la cara para que no se vuelva un monstruo caníbal

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Ya lo sé

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Tiene toda la razón

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Tal vez sea el momento de que seas un niño valiente

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Timestamp in Movie

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Uploaded

Feb 26, 2026

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Movie Summary

Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.