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Commandments? - Yeah. Sort of guidelines
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Zombieland: Double Tap

Commandments?- Yeah. Sort of guidelines for staying alive.I've got loads of them

Commandments?
- Yeah. Sort of guidelines for staying alive.
I've got loads of them

Full Transcript

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- Commandments? - Yeah. Sort of guidelines
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for staying alive. I've got loads of them.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:29
Uploaded
Jun 10, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.
It's just that cardiovascular fitness is his number 29, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:11
It's just that cardiovascular fitness is his number 29,
Number 12. The world is your bathroom, meaning - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07
Number 12. The world is your bathroom, meaning
Again, not a competition, but commandment number 45 - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Again, not a competition, but commandment number 45
Just because it's the apocalypse - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Just because it's the apocalypse
I probably would shy away from the word "Ziploc" - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
I probably would shy away from the word "Ziploc"
Yes. My favorite movie. Well, T2. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Yes. My favorite movie. Well, T2.
- What's number one? - Uh, it's Fantasia. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:15
- What's number one? - Uh, it's Fantasia.
Whoo, that onesie was starting to cut off my circulation. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Whoo, that onesie was starting to cut off my circulation.
You might look at Flagstaff and think: - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:10
You might look at Flagstaff and think:
Come on. You're being sweet. You sweet, sweet man. Thank you. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Come on. You're being sweet. You sweet, sweet man. Than...
They must have fucking followed you. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:19
They must have fucking followed you.
Time to nut up or shut upThat saying's very 2009 - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07
Time to nut up or shut upThat saying's very 2009
Heh, that's good. Come on, Flag, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
Heh, that's good. Come on, Flag,
Hasta la vista, baby. Terminator 2. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Hasta la vista, baby. Terminator 2.
And is it me, or are those Bolts - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
And is it me, or are those Bolts
- They're full-blown dickheads. - I got an action shot of you - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
- They're full-blown dickheads. - I got an action shot ...
This is gonna be a good one. You just keep raising the bar, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08
This is gonna be a good one. You just keep raising the bar,
Oh, yeah, that's just... That's just a tattoo. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Oh, yeah, that's just... That's just a tattoo.
No, it's just a tattoo I got one night in Bernalillo. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
No, it's just a tattoo I got one night in Bernalillo.
Just take it easy. Everything's fine. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
Just take it easy. Everything's fine.