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Zombieland: Double Tap

Congratulations, Dave. I never told you this before

Congratulations, Dave. I never told you this before

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Congratulations, Dave.
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I never told you this before.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:18
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.
But I have Native American blood coursing through my veins. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08
But I have Native American blood coursing through my veins.
- Like, right now? - Yeah. Right now. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
- Like, right now? - Yeah. Right now.
Blackfoot Indian to be exact. The freest men in history. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Blackfoot Indian to be exact. The freest men in history.
Mid-1800s, roamed the plains, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:11
Mid-1800s, roamed the plains,
And they hunted those buffalo - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08
And they hunted those buffalo
- The great buffalo jump. - Whoa. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
- The great buffalo jump. - Whoa.
I don't know why I never told anyone about my Blackfoot blood. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
I don't know why I never told anyone about my Blackfoot...
Honestly, you're the first paleface - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08
Honestly, you're the first paleface
Unless you're in a 4D theater, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:14
Unless you're in a 4D theater,
Oh, my God! Please forgive me. It's fake fur! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Oh, my God! Please forgive me. It's fake fur!
- Sorry. Hi, I'm Columbus. - Madison. Heh-heh. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
- Sorry. Hi, I'm Columbus. - Madison. Heh-heh.
For shit's sake, slightly older, better-looking friend. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
For shit's sake, slightly older, better-looking friend.
No, Paul Blart. I live in the freezer in Pinkberry, mm-hm. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
No, Paul Blart. I live in the freezer in Pinkberry, mm-hm.
It keeps the zombies out, though it is awfully chilly. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
It keeps the zombies out, though it is awfully chilly.
Like, I'm getting a real anti-me vibe off of you. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
Like, I'm getting a real anti-me vibe off of you.
I'm like really good at survivingI carry a can of mace with me everywhere I go And I can run really really fastProbably because I used to do a lot of hot yoga and SoulCycle - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:12
I'm like really good at survivingI carry a can of mace...
I'm really good at surviving - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
I'm really good at surviving
Cardio! Sorry, I do a lot of cardio too. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Cardio! Sorry, I do a lot of cardio too.
It's actually my number one rule, which is so dorky. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
It's actually my number one rule, which is so dorky.
- So do I! - You have rules - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07
- So do I! - You have rules