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For shit's sake, slightly older, better-looking friend
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Zombieland: Double Tap

For shit's sake, slightly older,better-looking friend

For shit's sake, slightly older,
better-looking friend

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For shit's sake, slightly older, better-looking friend.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
76
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:12
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.
No, Paul Blart. I live in the freezer in Pinkberry, mm-hm. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
No, Paul Blart. I live in the freezer in Pinkberry, mm-hm.
It keeps the zombies out, though it is awfully chilly. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
It keeps the zombies out, though it is awfully chilly.
Like, I'm getting a real anti-me vibe off of you. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
Like, I'm getting a real anti-me vibe off of you.
I'm like really good at survivingI carry a can of mace with me everywhere I go And I can run really really fastProbably because I used to do a lot of hot yoga and SoulCycle - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:12
I'm like really good at survivingI carry a can of mace...
I'm really good at surviving - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
I'm really good at surviving
Cardio! Sorry, I do a lot of cardio too. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Cardio! Sorry, I do a lot of cardio too.
It's actually my number one rule, which is so dorky. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
It's actually my number one rule, which is so dorky.
- So do I! - You have rules - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07
- So do I! - You have rules
You know, we set up camp, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
You know, we set up camp,
- You wanna know about my rules? - I wanna hear all of them. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
- You wanna know about my rules? - I wanna hear all of them.
- Well, number two is double tap. - Double tap. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
- Well, number two is double tap. - Double tap.
Okay, yeah, I know what you're thinking. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:14
Okay, yeah, I know what you're thinking.
Which actually brings me to rule number 53, Wet-Naps. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
Which actually brings me to rule number 53, Wet-Naps.
I can't believe that you keep all this stuff in your head. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
I can't believe that you keep all this stuff in your he...
That you found someone so smart to take care of you. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
That you found someone so smart to take care of you.
Most people your age, they get left all by themselves, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Most people your age, they get left all by themselves,
- Yeah. I am so lucky. - Oh! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
- Yeah. I am so lucky. - Oh!
You guys, I can't believe - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
You guys, I can't believe
You know why she's still aliveBecause zombies eat brains and she ain't got any - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07
You know why she's still aliveBecause zombies eat...
Because zombies eat brains, and she ain't got any! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Because zombies eat brains, and she ain't got any!