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Get married?

Zombieland: Double Tap

Get married? - Yeah, well, I was gonna say, "Get married!"- Is that the Hope diamond? I...

Zombieland: Double Tap • 2019

Get married? - Yeah, well, I was gonna say, "Get married!"- Is that the Hope diamond? I certainly hope it is. I want you tobe Miss Ohio. Or I guess Mrs. Ohio. This is so unfair.You know how I feel about this. - What?- We've talked about this. In my limited, but absurdly painfulexperience, married people only do one thing. - What, fight? We already do that.- Get divorced. I don't see us going that route.I mean, where would we find the lawyers? - I don't know what to say.- Well, don't say anything. Yet. Okay? This was my fault.I put you on the spot. Just think about it,and let me know whenever you're ready. Everything will work outexactly as it's supposed to

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Get married

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Yeah well I was gonna say Get married Is that the Hope diamond

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I certainly hope it is I want you to be Miss Ohio Or I guess Mrs Ohio

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This is so unfair You know how I feel about this

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What We've talked about this

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In my limited but absurdly painful experience married people only do one thing

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What fight We already do that Get divorced

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I don't see us going that route I mean where would we find the lawyers

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I don't know what to say Well don't say anything Yet

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Okay This was my fault I put you on the spot

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Just think about it and let me know whenever you're ready

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Everything will work out exactly as it's supposed to

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نتزوج

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نعم كنت سأقول لنتزوج يا سلام

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هل هذه ألماسة الأمل

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آمل أن تكون هي

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أريد أن تكوني آنسة أوهايو بل سي دة أوهايو

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هذا غير منصف

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فأنت تعرف رأيي بالأمر

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ماذا سبق أن تحدثنا بهذا

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فبحسب خبرتي المحدودة وإن ما المؤلمة

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يفعل المتزوجون أمر ا واحد ا

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التشاجر نحن نتشاجر أصلا

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يطل قون

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لا أتصو ر هذا ممكن ا فأين سنجد محامين

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لا أعرف ما عساني أقول

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لا تقولي شيئ ا بعد

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الحق علي وضعتك في موقف حرج

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فك ري بالأمر وأعلميني حين تريدين

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وسيجري كل شيء بأحسن ما يكون

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Já chtěl říct Vzít se

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To je diamant Hope No to doufám

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Chci si vzít miss Ohio Za paní Ohio

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To ti pěkně děkuju Znáš můj názor

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To už jsme probírali

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S tímhle mám hodně špatnou zkušenost

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Manželé dělají akorát jedno Škorpí se To už děláme

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Rozvádějí se

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To nehrozí Kde chceš vzít právníky

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Nevím co říct

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Tak neříkej nic Prozatím

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Za to můžu já zahnal jsem tě do kouta

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Přemýšlej o tom

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A jak budeš připravena dej mi vědět

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Ono to nějak dopadne

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Se marier

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Bon j'allais dire

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Se marier Ouais

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Le Hope

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Et hop j'espère bien

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J'aimerais que tu sois Miss Ohio

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Mme Ohio T'exagères

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Tu sais ce que j'en pense

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On en a parlé

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Dans mon vécu aussi limité que douloureux

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les gens mariés ne font qu'une chose

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Se disputer On connaît

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Divorcer

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Aucun risque Où trouver les avocats

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Je sais pas quoi dire

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Ne dis rien

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pour l'instant

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C'est ma faute je t'ai mis la pression

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Réfléchis et dis moi quand tu seras prête

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Ça se passera comme ça doit se passer

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dem Ruf des Büffels

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Und sie jagten die Büffel

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indem sie sie zu einer Klippe trieben und in den Tod stürzen ließen

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Der große Büffelsprung

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Weiß nicht warum ich nie jemandem von meinem Schwarzfußblut erzählte

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Ich nehme an es ist ein heiliges Geheimnis

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Ehrlich du bist das erste Bleichgesicht dem ich wirklich traue

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weil du immer für mich da bist Ich bedeute dir was und du hörst mir zu

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Seid ihr nicht in einem 4D Kino

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kann ich euch nicht vermitteln wie schlimm Z Land riecht

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weshalb ich Kerzen so mag

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Házasodjunk össze

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Én így mondanám Házasodjunk össze Az a Hope gyémánt

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Nagyon remélem Te lehetnél Ohio szépe azaz Ohio szépasszonya

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Ez nem ér Tudod mit gondolok erről

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Mit Már megbeszéltük

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A szerény ám szörnyű tapasztalatom szerint

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a házasok csak egyvalamit csinálnak

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Veszekednek Már most veszekszünk Elválnak

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Ez velünk nem történhet meg Hol találnánk ügyvédet

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Nem tudok mit mondani Nem is kell egyelőre

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Az én hibám nem akartalak döntésbe kényszeríteni

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Gondold át és szólj ha tudod a választ

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Minden pont úgy lesz ahogy lennie kell

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panggilan banteng

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Mereka buru banteng itu

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dengan menyudutkan mereka sampai jurang

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Lompatan banteng terhebat

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Entah kenapa aku tak menceritakan ini

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Kurasa ini rahasia keramat

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Kau kulit putih pertama

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yang kupercayai

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karena kau selalu ada untukku

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Kau peduli dan mendengar Kau mendengar

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Kecuali kau di bioskop 4D

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tak mungkin bisa kutunjukkan

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bau tak sedap Zombieland

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makanya aku suka lilin

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Wziąć ślub

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Bardziej liczyłem na hura wziąć ślub

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To jest diament Hope

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Mam nadzieję

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Zostań Miss Ohio w sensie Mrs Ohio

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To nie fair

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Wiesz co o tym myślę

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Obgadaliśmy to

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Mam same bolesne doświadczenia

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Co się robi po ślubie

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Kłóci To już umiemy

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Rozwodzi

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A niby jak Skąd ja ci wezmę prawnika

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Co mam powiedzieć

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Na razie może nic

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Moja wina Postawiłem cię w głupiej sytuacji

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Przemyśl to i daj znać jak będziesz gotowa

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Wszystko będzie tak jak ma być

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Типа где нам искать адвокатов

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Я не знаю что сказать Ну ничего не говори Пока

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Ладно Это моя вина Да я тебя в тупик загнал

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Просто подумай и дай знать когда ты будешь готова

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Все случится так как и должно случиться

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Эй цветочек Что стряслось

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Перепил вчера эггног

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Плохие новости Плохие новости

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Casándonos

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Sí iba a decir Casándonos

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Es el diamante Esperanza

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Pues espero que sí

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Quiero que seas la Srta Ohio O mejor dicho la Sra Ohio

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Esto no es justo

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Sabes lo que pienso de eso

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Ya lo habíamos hablado

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En mi limitada pero absurdamente penosa experiencia

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las parejas casadas sólo hacen una cosa

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Pelear Eso ya lo hacemos

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Se divorcian

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Dudo que lo hagamos No hay abogados

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No sé qué decir

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No digas nada Todavía

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Esto fue culpa mía Te puse en un aprieto

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Piénsalo y dime cuando te sientas lista

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Todo se arreglará como Dios manda

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00:10:21

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Feb 25, 2026

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Movie Summary

Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.