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Zombieland: Double Tap

Here you go. No guns. No guns. Just hugs. Then welcome. Come on, señorita. You're gonna...

Here you go. No guns. No guns. Just hugs. Then welcome. Come on, señorita. You're gonna love this place.It's completely safe and entirely organic. - This is so cool.- All right. We're gonna melt your guns over hereand then give you a pendant. - They melt it?- Yeah, they melt it. It's a symbolic thing. Goodbye, violence. Hello, peace. Once we're done here, we'll take you upto the rooftop. I hope you like stairs. That's good

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Here you go
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No guns No guns Just hugs
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Then welcome
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Come on señorita You're gonna love this place It's completely safe and entirely organic
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This is so cool All right
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We're gonna melt your guns over here and then give you a pendant
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They melt it Yeah they melt it
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It's a symbolic thing
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Goodbye violence Hello peace
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Once we're done here we'll take you up to the rooftop I hope you like stairs
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That's good
Available in 10 languages
Duration
29 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:27
Uploaded
Feb 25, 2026
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.
- Thanks. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08
- Thanks.
Hey, brother. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Hey, brother.
Wake up, my little blue suede baby. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:17
Wake up, my little blue suede baby.
Wake up, my little blue suede baby. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Wake up, my little blue suede baby.
My friends say you're sleeping like a tired pup. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
My friends say you're sleeping like a tired pup.
This is not fucking happening! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
This is not fucking happening!
Just didn't expect anything to be parked in my driveway. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Just didn't expect anything to be parked in my driveway...
Well, that's funny. When I parked in it, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Well, that's funny. When I parked in it,
But see, when I'm in town, I use it. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
But see, when I'm in town, I use it.
Well, I'm in town now, and I'm using it. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Well, I'm in town now, and I'm using it.
Keep talking like this, and I can arrange - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Keep talking like this, and I can arrange
I think you double-parked or more perpendicular-parked. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
I think you double-parked or more perpendicular-parked.
Uh, this is Tallahassee, Wichita, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Uh, this is Tallahassee, Wichita,
I guess, as I like to say, expect the unexpected. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
I guess, as I like to say, expect the unexpected.
- It's one of my commandments. - Oh. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
- It's one of my commandments. - Oh.
- Commandments? - Yeah. Sort of guidelines - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
- Commandments? - Yeah. Sort of guidelines
It's just that cardiovascular fitness is his number 29, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:11
It's just that cardiovascular fitness is his number 29,
Number 12. The world is your bathroom, meaning - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07
Number 12. The world is your bathroom, meaning
Again, not a competition, but commandment number 45 - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Again, not a competition, but commandment number 45
Just because it's the apocalypse - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Just because it's the apocalypse