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Zombieland: Double Tap

I kept trying to tell you it was only an allergicreaction, but you thought - I was trying...

I kept trying to tell you it was only an allergic
reaction, but you thought - I was trying to bite you.
- Yeah, well

Full Transcript

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I kept trying to tell you
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it was only an allergic reaction, but you thought
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- I was trying to bite you. - Yeah, well...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
01:08:26
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.
- Not that you minded last time. - Mm. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
- Not that you minded last time. - Mm.
There I was, hiding in the woods, when I thought: - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:11
There I was, hiding in the woods, when I thought:
Why wouldn't we just move to an island? - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:58
Why wouldn't we just move to an island?
I used to think it was called "Portashed" - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
I used to think it was called "Portashed"
Yeah, I would think "Portasheed." - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Yeah, I would think "Portasheed."
It was obvious to me - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:18
It was obvious to me
We made it to Baby-Lon. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:27
We made it to Baby-Lon.
- Whoa, Jesus! - What the fuck? - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
- Whoa, Jesus! - What the fuck?
- Jesus! - What the fuck? - Enjoy the little things. - My bags were in there! - No, they weren't. - No guns allowed! I like this place already. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:27
- Jesus! - What the fuck? - Enjoy the little things. - My...
SA =t - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:32
SA =t
- Enjoy the little things. - My bags were in there! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
- Enjoy the little things. - My bags were in there!
I'm not giving up my guns under any circumstances, period-o. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
I'm not giving up my guns under any circumstances, peri...
Hey, Wichita. That means you're Columbus, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
Hey, Wichita. That means you're Columbus,
But you have to understand these people are peaceful, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
But you have to understand these people are peaceful,
- They melted our fucking weapons! - This is exactly what I meant. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
- They melted our fucking weapons! - This is exactly what I ...
Okay. I'm late for my drum circle, so I gotta go. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Okay. I'm late for my drum circle, so I gotta go.
Seeing Little Rock safe and surrounded by friends her own age, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:12
Seeing Little Rock safe and surrounded by friends her own ag...
All right, I'm ready! - Zombieland: Double Tap 01:01
All right, I'm ready!
It's time. Gotta set out on my own adventures. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
It's time. Gotta set out on my own adventures.
Little Rock's safe, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Little Rock's safe,