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Let's say you were really drunk and needed a ride home
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Zombieland: Double Tap

Let's say you were reallydrunk and needed a ride home

Let's say you were really
drunk and needed a ride home

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Let's say you were really drunk and needed a ride home.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:36
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.
You'd just get online - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
You'd just get online
They were like, "If a stranger offers you candy or gum, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
They were like, "If a stranger offers you candy or gum,
If they try to murder you, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
If they try to murder you,
If they try to murder you, like, "You get zero points." - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:10
If they try to murder you, like, "You get zero points.&...
Are you okay? - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:14
Are you okay?
I feel funny. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:17
I feel funny.
I feel funny. My tongue... - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
I feel funny. My tongue...
Chunkage. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:54
Chunkage.
What? You are the one who says "don't take chances." - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:09
What? You are the one who says "don't take chances...
I mean, personally, I wouldn't mind, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07
I mean, personally, I wouldn't mind,
Hey, come on. She is a living, thinking being. Okay? - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Hey, come on. She is a living, thinking being. Okay?
Hey come on She is a living thinking being Okay She's a living being - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Hey come on She is a living thinking being Okay She's a...
Look, I know you guys are in love or whatever, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:14
Look, I know you guys are in love or whatever,
If you love something you shoot it in the face so it doesn't become a flesh eating monster - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08
If you love something you shoot it in the face so it...
Maybe it's time for you to be the Brave Little Toaster. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07
Maybe it's time for you to be the Brave Little Toaster.
They say when something bad happens, WVolD Teh cm I AKclom ete) -toe - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:15
They say when something bad happens, WVolD Teh cm I AKclom e...
They say when something bad happens, you have three choices: Let it define you, destroy you or strengthen you. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:10
They say when something bad happens, you have three choices:...
- No! Don't come with me! Don't come with me! - Madison, Madison, please. - Madison, please. Please, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:30
- No! Don't come with me! Don't come with me! -...
Thanks. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:10
Thanks.
I'm not gonna lie and say that I'm broken up about it, but... - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:51
I'm not gonna lie and say that I'm broken up about...