Merry Christmas! What would you like, little girl? I'd really like for you to stop calling...
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[from trailer]
Tallahassee:
[dressed as Santa Claus]
Merry Christmas! What would you like, little girl?
Little Rock:
I'd really like for you to stop calling me little girl.
Columbus:
[sits in Tallahassee's lap]
But do you know what I would like?
Tallahassee:
[pushes Columbus off of his lap]
I don't give a shit what you want.
Transcript
Merry Christmas!
- Hey, Tal.
- Santa.
What would you like for Christmas,
little girl? A pony?
I'd like you to stop calling me
"little girl."
Well, technically, you are little
and you're a girl.
Well, I am not a little girl,
but do you know what I would like?
I don't give a fuck what you'd like.
Not to sound too sentimental,
but those days at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
may have been the best days of my life,
and that's counting pre-Z.
Wait a second.
Oh, my God. No.
A first-edition Tolkien,
and you wrote in it.
There's my name right there,
marring this perfectly preserved paper.
Clip duration: 41 seconds
Views: 313
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, horror
Summary: Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.
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00:15 I have nothing against pacifists
00:14 My name's Tallahassee
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00:07 You know why she's still alive
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