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Zombieland: Double Tap

So do I!- You have rules - for surviving Zombieland?- Mine is just mostly - stay in the...

So do I!
- You have rules - for surviving Zombieland?
- Mine is just mostly - stay in the freezer.
- Oh

Full Transcript

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- So do I! - You have rules
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- for surviving Zombieland? - Mine is just mostly
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- stay in the freezer. - Oh.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
61
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:12
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.
You know, we set up camp, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
You know, we set up camp,
- You wanna know about my rules? - I wanna hear all of them. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
- You wanna know about my rules? - I wanna hear all of them.
- Well, number two is double tap. - Double tap. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
- Well, number two is double tap. - Double tap.
Okay, yeah, I know what you're thinking. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:14
Okay, yeah, I know what you're thinking.
Which actually brings me to rule number 53, Wet-Naps. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
Which actually brings me to rule number 53, Wet-Naps.
I can't believe that you keep all this stuff in your head. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
I can't believe that you keep all this stuff in your he...
That you found someone so smart to take care of you. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
That you found someone so smart to take care of you.
Most people your age, they get left all by themselves, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Most people your age, they get left all by themselves,
- Yeah. I am so lucky. - Oh! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
- Yeah. I am so lucky. - Oh!
You guys, I can't believe - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
You guys, I can't believe
You know why she's still aliveBecause zombies eat brains and she ain't got any - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07
You know why she's still aliveBecause zombies eat...
Because zombies eat brains, and she ain't got any! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Because zombies eat brains, and she ain't got any!
All right? It doesn't matter - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
All right? It doesn't matter
Whoa, this is the Oval Office. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Whoa, this is the Oval Office.
- You ready? - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:41
- You ready?
I just I feel kind of guiltyBecause of JesusI know ways around that - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:09
I just I feel kind of guiltyBecause of JesusI know ways...
- No, no. I... Please. I can't. - Okay, look, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
- No, no. I... Please. I can't. - Okay, look,
- No, no. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:19
- No, no.
So either we're doing this right now, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07
So either we're doing this right now,
Holy... Nutting up, definitely not shutting up. Yeah! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:09
Holy... Nutting up, definitely not shutting up. Yeah!