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Zombieland: Double Tap

That wasn'twhat I was thinking when I offered youthe position, but yes

That wasn't
what I was thinking when I offered you
the position, but yes

Full Transcript

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That wasn't what I was thinking
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when I offered you the position, but yes.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
232
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:32
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.
I have this rule: - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:20
I have this rule:
Wichita and I fell into our own version of domestic bliss. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:27
Wichita and I fell into our own version of domestic bliss.
Wichita and I fell into our own version of domestic bliss. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:10
Wichita and I fell into our own version of domestic bliss.
That stare emancipated the slaves, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
That stare emancipated the slaves,
I love you so much, baby. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07
I love you so much, baby.
Okay. Well, then we need to find someone for me. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Okay. Well, then we need to find someone for me.
Heh, heh, heh, shouldn't be a problem, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Heh, heh, heh, shouldn't be a problem,
So you're saying what? I'm never gonna find a boyfriend, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
So you're saying what? I'm never gonna find a boyf...
We're you family, so one out of three ain't bad. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
We're you family, so one out of three ain't bad.
Little Rock had a strong desire to leave the nest. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:09
Little Rock had a strong desire to leave the nest.
But for better or worse we were a familyAnd for the first time since the virus we were living somewhere truly safemaking every day feel like Well like Christmas morning - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:12
But for better or worse we were a familyAnd for the first...
What would you like for Christmas little girl A ponyI'd like you to stop calling me little girlWell technically you are little and you're a girlWell I am not a little girl but do you know what I would likeI don't give a fuck what you'd like - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:17
What would you like for Christmas little girl A ponyI'd...
I'd like you to stop calling me "little girl." - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07
I'd like you to stop calling me "little girl."...
I am not a little girl, but do you know what I would like? - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
I am not a little girl, but do you know what I would like?
Not to sound too sentimental, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:14
Not to sound too sentimental,
A first-edition Tolkien, and you wrote in it. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
A first-edition Tolkien, and you wrote in it.
There's my name, marring this perfectly preserved paper. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
There's my name, marring this perfectly preserved paper...
You didn't stop. Thank you so much. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
You didn't stop. Thank you so much.
Hey, you know, I couldn't find any wrapping paper, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Hey, you know, I couldn't find any wrapping paper,
He was our fattest president, so there's a lot left over - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
He was our fattest president, so there's a lot left ove...