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Zombieland: Double Tap

This is not fucking happening!

This is not fucking happening!

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This is not fucking happening!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:57
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.
Just didn't expect anything to be parked in my driveway. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Just didn't expect anything to be parked in my driveway...
Well, that's funny. When I parked in it, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Well, that's funny. When I parked in it,
But see, when I'm in town, I use it. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
But see, when I'm in town, I use it.
Well, I'm in town now, and I'm using it. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Well, I'm in town now, and I'm using it.
Keep talking like this, and I can arrange - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Keep talking like this, and I can arrange
I think you double-parked or more perpendicular-parked. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
I think you double-parked or more perpendicular-parked.
Uh, this is Tallahassee, Wichita, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Uh, this is Tallahassee, Wichita,
I guess, as I like to say, expect the unexpected. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
I guess, as I like to say, expect the unexpected.
- It's one of my commandments. - Oh. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
- It's one of my commandments. - Oh.
- Commandments? - Yeah. Sort of guidelines - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
- Commandments? - Yeah. Sort of guidelines
It's just that cardiovascular fitness is his number 29, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:11
It's just that cardiovascular fitness is his number 29,
Number 12. The world is your bathroom, meaning - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:07
Number 12. The world is your bathroom, meaning
Again, not a competition, but commandment number 45 - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Again, not a competition, but commandment number 45
Just because it's the apocalypse - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Just because it's the apocalypse
I probably would shy away from the word "Ziploc" - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
I probably would shy away from the word "Ziploc"
Yes. My favorite movie. Well, T2. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Yes. My favorite movie. Well, T2.
- What's number one? - Uh, it's Fantasia. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:15
- What's number one? - Uh, it's Fantasia.
Whoo, that onesie was starting to cut off my circulation. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Whoo, that onesie was starting to cut off my circulation.
You might look at Flagstaff and think: - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:10
You might look at Flagstaff and think:
Come on. You're being sweet. You sweet, sweet man. Thank you. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Come on. You're being sweet. You sweet, sweet man. Than...