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Zombieland: Double Tap

Try to dodge me, motherfucker. This was our first T-800,named for the Terminator...

Try to dodge me, motherfucker. This was our first T-800,named for the Terminator it-fucking-self. - Tal?- Yup?

Full Transcript

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Try to dodge me motherfucker
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This was our first T 800 named for the Terminator it fucking self
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Tal Yup
Available in 10 languages
Duration
15 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:52
Uploaded
Feb 25, 2026
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.
This was our first T-800, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:08
This was our first T-800,
T-800s were a mutated strain of zombie, stronger, deadlier and harder to kill. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:13
T-800s were a mutated strain of zombie, stronger, deadlier...
One plus one is still two right - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
One plus one is still two right
They were the apex predator, top of the food chain. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:17
They were the apex predator, top of the food chain.
Seeing that T-800 firsthand was all the more worrisome knowing that Little Rock was out there with nothing but a hippie and a guitar. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:10
Seeing that T-800 firsthand was all the more worrisome...
Seeing that T-800 firsthand - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:20
Seeing that T-800 firsthand
Okay. That song is amazing. Did you write that? Wa... Was that a dumb question? - Sorry, I was like - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:26
Okay. That song is amazing. Did you write that? Wa... Was...
I was laughing because you think - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
I was laughing because you think
If you love that, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
If you love that,
But it's a work in progress, so be gentle. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:05
But it's a work in progress, so be gentle.
~ If I leave here tomorrow ~ - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:22
~ If I leave here tomorrow ~
A poem by Tallahassee. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:25
A poem by Tallahassee.
Let's go see the King and let's go get Little Rock! - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Let's go see the King and let's go get Little Rock...
- Did... Did we just get... - Shorter? I say we take the clown car. No, no, no. No! That is a deal-b - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:13
- Did... Did we just get... - Shorter? I say we take the...
In moments of great dishonour such as this, - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:31
In moments of great dishonour such as this,
My mom had this car. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
My mom had this car.
Fucking minivan. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Fucking minivan.
I've always wanted to start a business - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:09
I've always wanted to start a business
I've always wanted to start a business where strangers drive strangers around in their car for money. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:50
I've always wanted to start a business where strangers...
Let's say you were really drunk and needed a ride home. - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:04
Let's say you were really drunk and needed a ride home.