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"Zookeeper" quotes

Zookeeper poster
A group of zoo animals decide to break their code of silence in order to help their lovable zookeeper find love, without opting to leave his current job for something more illustrious.

Director: Frank Coraci
Writer: Nick Bakay, Rock Reuben, Kevin James
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family, fantasy
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 30/100
ImdbRating: 5.2
BoxOffice: $80,360,843
Released: 08 Jul 2011
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

100 Clips

Griffin KeyesDonald The MonkeyKateCrowJoe The LionJanet The LionessJerome The Bear (voice)Pizza GuyBernie The GorillaSebastian The WolfStephanieDaveJerome The BearBruce The BearBarry The ElephantTgif WaitressDonald The Monkey (voice)FrogVenomMollie The Giraffe
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How long have you been able to talk - Zookeeper 00:08 How long have you been able to talk What I - Zookeeper 01:03 What I You know what I think we should do Not a zoo animal - Zookeeper 00:05 You know what I think we should do Not a zoo animal How did you get out of your enclosures - Zookeeper 00:10 How did you get out of your enclosures So basically you're using me - Zookeeper 00:10 So basically you're using me Oh man it's my fault - Zookeeper 00:18 Oh man it's my fault Kate it took me five years to get over someone I wasn't even in love with - Zookeeper 00:15 Kate it took me five years to get over someone I wasn't... Don't get mad at us because no kid says Mommy I wanna see a crow - Zookeeper 00:09 Don't get mad at us because no kid says Mommy I wanna... Okay let's review your order - Zookeeper 00:12 Okay let's review your order Lather rinse repeat - Zookeeper 00:06 Lather rinse repeat I didn't do it you know - Zookeeper 00:54 I didn't do it you know Griffin Constantine Keyes Mm - Zookeeper 01:09 Griffin Constantine Keyes Mm Sorry I just lost my train of - Zookeeper 00:16 Sorry I just lost my train of And for you - Zookeeper 00:09 And for you What the hell is wrong with you - Zookeeper 00:08 What the hell is wrong with you Shut up - Zookeeper 00:07 Shut up You wanna talk Let's talk - Zookeeper 00:11 You wanna talk Let's talk Wait a sec What the heck is Benihana - Zookeeper 00:08 Wait a sec What the heck is Benihana And if that doesn't work assume attack position - Zookeeper 00:06 And if that doesn't work assume attack position Stick to your cozy life - Zookeeper 00:27 Stick to your cozy life It's it's - Zookeeper 00:52 It's it's That's how you gonna get your girl - Zookeeper 00:10 That's how you gonna get your girl Where are you going Can't leave me here - Zookeeper 00:07 Where are you going Can't leave me here No one's looking Get off - Zookeeper 00:11 No one's looking Get off You still got your Izod - Zookeeper 00:07 You still got your Izod Bern I gotta do this on my own I'll sit at another table - Zookeeper 00:21 Bern I gotta do this on my own I'll sit at another... And for you - Zookeeper 00:06 And for you - Back off, Nimer. - You back off. - Zookeeper 00:17 - Back off, Nimer. - You back off. Bern I gotta do this on my own I'll sit at another table - Zookeeper 00:20 Bern I gotta do this on my own I'll sit at another... Bernie. - Zookeeper 00:15 Bernie. Come back here. Get down. - Zookeeper 00:07 Come back here. Get down. Come back for your watch? - Zookeeper 00:21 Come back for your watch? Come on, Donald, let's move you out of the sun. Come on. - Zookeeper 00:17 Come on, Donald, let's move you out of the sun. Come on... Come on. - Zookeeper 00:11 Come on. Come on. - Zookeeper 00:14 Come on. - Come on, the road's blocked. - Yeah, oh... - Zookeeper 00:08 - Come on, the road's blocked. - Yeah, oh... Come on. What do we do? - Zookeeper 00:16 Come on. What do we do? Dave's right. - Zookeeper 00:15 Dave's right. Don't get mad at us because no kid says mommy I wanna see a crow - Zookeeper 00:09 Don't get mad at us because no kid says mommy I wanna... Get it. - Zookeeper 00:17 Get it. Good call, Glenn. An animal like you on this bad boy? - Zookeeper 00:20 Good call, Glenn. An animal like you on this bad boy? Griffin Constantine Keyes - Zookeeper 01:06 Griffin Constantine Keyes Guys, see that lady there? - Zookeeper 00:12 Guys, see that lady there? Hang on a second. - Zookeeper 00:14 Hang on a second. He did a push-up. He did a push-up. - Zookeeper 00:18 He did a push-up. He did a push-up. Here they come. - Zookeeper 00:16 Here they come. - He's fine, he's... - No, no. - Zookeeper 00:06 - He's fine, he's... - No, no. Hey, buddy. - Zookeeper 00:32 Hey, buddy. Hey. Hey, look, my bus was late. - Zookeeper 00:13 Hey. Hey, look, my bus was late. Hey. - Zookeeper 00:14 Hey. Hey. - Zookeeper 00:10 Hey. Hey, Shane. - Zookeeper 00:27 Hey, Shane. Hi, kids. - Zookeeper 00:10 Hi, kids. How long have you been able to talk Let's see Today's Tuesday so always - Zookeeper 00:09 How long have you been able to talk Let's see... How'd you get out of your enclosures You don't wanna know - Zookeeper 00:10 How'd you get out of your enclosures You don't... Hurry, she's on the move. - Zookeeper 00:15 Hurry, she's on the move. I don't believe this. This is a clear statement. - Zookeeper 00:12 I don't believe this. This is a clear statement. I just made this weird, didn't I? - Zookeeper 00:15 I just made this weird, didn't I? I wouldn't do it around him - Zookeeper 01:05 I wouldn't do it around him I'm telling you, vern, this baby does zero to 60 in under four seconds. - Zookeeper 00:14 I'm telling you, vern, this baby does zero to 60 in und... It is. - Zookeeper 00:08 It is. - It's beautiful, right? - It's great. - Zookeeper 00:16 - It's beautiful, right? - It's great. Kate! - Zookeeper 00:17 Kate! Kate it took me five years to get over someone I wasn't even in love with - Zookeeper 00:11 Kate it took me five years to get over someone I wasn't... Lather rinse repeat - Zookeeper 00:05 Lather rinse repeat Little heads up. I may have hired a mariachi band. - Zookeeper 00:10 Little heads up. I may have hired a mariachi band. Looks like things just got fun around here, huh? - Zookeeper 00:09 Looks like things just got fun around here, huh? No, Bernie, that's ice. That's cold. - Zookeeper 00:15 No, Bernie, that's ice. That's cold. No. No. - Zookeeper 00:07 No. No. Oh, crap. - Zookeeper 00:06 Oh, crap. - Oh, my God. - Joe. - Zookeeper 00:13 - Oh, my God. - Joe. Oh man it's my fault - Zookeeper 00:18 Oh man it's my fault Okay let's review your order - Zookeeper 00:11 Okay let's review your order Okay. Now, no sudden movements. - Zookeeper 00:07 Okay. Now, no sudden movements. Shut up. - Zookeeper 00:07 Shut up. Shut up. - Zookeeper 00:05 Shut up. So basically you're using me - Zookeeper 00:05 So basically you're using me - Stay in sync. - I'm trying. - Zookeeper 00:20 - Stay in sync. - I'm trying. Stick to your cozy life - Zookeeper 00:26 Stick to your cozy life Take it easy, man. No problem. - Zookeeper 00:05 Take it easy, man. No problem. - Taste the heel. - Hey, easy. - Zookeeper 00:19 - Taste the heel. - Hey, easy. - That looks difficult. - You know what's not difficult? - Zookeeper 00:10 - That looks difficult. - You know what's not difficult... That's how you'll get your girl - Zookeeper 00:12 That's how you'll get your girl That's right. - Zookeeper 00:16 That's right. There she is - Zookeeper 01:34 There she is This is not right. - Zookeeper 00:11 This is not right. This place looks amazing, Griffin. No. - Zookeeper 00:21 This place looks amazing, Griffin. No. Wait a sec. What the heck is benihana? - Zookeeper 00:10 Wait a sec. What the heck is benihana? Wait a sec What the heck is benihana - Zookeeper 00:07 Wait a sec What the heck is benihana
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Cast

Griffin Keyes - Kevin James
Kate - Rosario Dawson
Stephanie - Leslie Bibb
Venom - Ken Jeong
Shane - Donnie Wahlberg
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