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"Zoolander 2" quotes

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Derek and Hansel are lured into modelling again, in Rome, where they find themselves the target of a sinister conspiracy.

Director: Ben Stiller
Writer: Justin Theroux, Ben Stiller, Nicholas Stoller
Production: N/A
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 34/100
ImdbRating: 4.7
BoxOffice: $28,848,693
Released: 12 Feb 2016
Awards: 7 wins & 17 nominations

45 Clips

They're back - Zoolander 2 00:05 They're back Am I right - Zoolander 2 00:08 Am I right Prison changed me deeply - Zoolander 2 00:06 Prison changed me deeply You can't kill us all - Zoolander 2 00:08 You can't kill us all You didn't mean to build the support beams out of popsicle sticks - Zoolander 2 00:06 You didn't mean to build the support beams out of popsicle... Hashtag oops - Zoolander 2 00:09 Hashtag oops So I called them on the way over - Zoolander 2 00:11 So I called them on the way over Blood of Steve Blood of Steve - Zoolander 2 00:08 Blood of Steve Blood of Steve Moo Moo - Zoolander 2 00:03 Moo Moo You and SpongeBob are honestly like my biggest influences ever dude - Zoolander 2 00:06 You and SpongeBob are honestly like my biggest influences... And you are the most narcissistic - Zoolander 2 00:13 And you are the most narcissistic All my mom ever told me was my dad was a beat cop - Zoolander 2 00:08 All my mom ever told me was my dad was a beat cop Hope you're not an epiplectic - Zoolander 2 00:15 Hope you're not an epiplectic Does being fat make someone a terrible person - Zoolander 2 00:10 Does being fat make someone a terrible person You really are an idiot aren't you - Zoolander 2 00:05 You really are an idiot aren't you All is all to all - Zoolander 2 00:06 All is all to all Hey where did everybody go I wasn't done with that hippo - Zoolander 2 00:09 Hey where did everybody go I wasn't done with that hippo I lost my baby - Zoolander 2 00:05 I lost my baby Do you really have sex for ten hours - Zoolander 2 00:14 Do you really have sex for ten hours I'm going back to school - Zoolander 2 00:09 I'm going back to school And finally tonight - Zoolander 2 00:19 And finally tonight I remember there was one night - Zoolander 2 00:19 I remember there was one night Hansel - Zoolander 2 00:08 Hansel Look They're sexy fighting - Zoolander 2 00:04 Look They're sexy fighting Members Only Members Only - Zoolander 2 00:18 Members Only Members Only You are a basic bitch - Zoolander 2 00:04 You are a basic bitch I'm sorry I can't understand a word that you're saying - Zoolander 2 00:05 I'm sorry I can't understand a word that you're saying I miss not knowing things with you - Zoolander 2 00:04 I miss not knowing things with you Neil deGrasse Tyson - Zoolander 2 00:06 Neil deGrasse Tyson So let me tell you what I think worked - Zoolander 2 00:04 So let me tell you what I think worked Neil I got to say you're totally blowing my mind right now - Zoolander 2 00:11 Neil I got to say you're totally blowing my mind right now Got your Netflix - Zoolander 2 00:11 Got your Netflix Who I am - Zoolander 2 00:16 Who I am Who says swimsuit models are useless - Zoolander 2 00:25 Who says swimsuit models are useless If you want to find the Spirits in the Material World - Zoolander 2 00:15 If you want to find the Spirits in the Material World Hansel He's still so hot right now - Zoolander 2 00:06 Hansel He's still so hot right now Oh and um here - Zoolander 2 00:05 Oh and um here Think about it man This could be a sign - Zoolander 2 00:07 Think about it man This could be a sign Where's my goddamn latte - Zoolander 2 00:05 Where's my goddamn latte Do you ever get that feeling - Zoolander 2 00:15 Do you ever get that feeling Shut up Valentino - Zoolander 2 00:36 Shut up Valentino Really You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber - Zoolander 2 00:06 Really You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber Please accept my apologies Derek - Zoolander 2 00:06 Please accept my apologies Derek

Cast

Justin Bieber - Justin Bieber
Agent Filippo - Jon Daly
Valentina Valencia - Penélope Cruz
Derek - Ben Stiller
Katie Couric - Katie Couric