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"Zoolander 2" quotes

Zoolander 2 poster
Derek and Hansel are lured into modelling again, in Rome, where they find themselves the target of a sinister conspiracy.

Director: Ben Stiller
Writer: Justin Theroux, Ben Stiller, Nicholas Stoller
Production: N/A
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 34/100
ImdbRating: 4.7
BoxOffice: $28,848,693
Released: 12 Feb 2016
Awards: 7 wins & 17 nominations

66 Clips

They're back - Zoolander 2 00:03
They're back
Am I right - Zoolander 2 00:03
Am I right
And finally tonight - Zoolander 2 00:19
And finally tonight
I remember there was one night - Zoolander 2 00:19
I remember there was one night
Prison changed me deeply - Zoolander 2 00:06
Prison changed me deeply
You can't kill us all - Zoolander 2 00:05
You can't kill us all
You didn't mean to build the support beams out of popsicle sticks - Zoolander 2 00:05
You didn't mean to build the support beams out of popsicle...
Hashtag oops - Zoolander 2 00:04
Hashtag oops
Hansel - Zoolander 2 00:08
Hansel
Look They're sexy fighting - Zoolander 2 00:04
Look They're sexy fighting
Members Only Members Only - Zoolander 2 00:18
Members Only Members Only
You are a basic bitch - Zoolander 2 00:04
You are a basic bitch
So I called them on the way over - Zoolander 2 00:04
So I called them on the way over
I'm sorry I can't understand a word that you're saying - Zoolander 2 00:05
I'm sorry I can't understand a word that you're saying
I miss not knowing things with you - Zoolander 2 00:04
I miss not knowing things with you
Neil deGrasse Tyson - Zoolander 2 00:06
Neil deGrasse Tyson
So let me tell you what I think worked - Zoolander 2 00:04
So let me tell you what I think worked
Blood of Steve Blood of Steve - Zoolander 2 00:05
Blood of Steve Blood of Steve
Moo Moo - Zoolander 2 00:03
Moo Moo
Neil I got to say you're totally blowing my mind right now - Zoolander 2 00:11
Neil I got to say you're totally blowing my mind right now
You and SpongeBob are honestly like my biggest influences ever dude - Zoolander 2 00:06
You and SpongeBob are honestly like my biggest influences...
Got your Netflix - Zoolander 2 00:11
Got your Netflix
And you are the most narcissistic - Zoolander 2 00:10
And you are the most narcissistic
All my mom ever told me was my dad was a beat cop - Zoolander 2 00:06
All my mom ever told me was my dad was a beat cop
Who I am - Zoolander 2 00:16
Who I am
Who says swimsuit models are useless - Zoolander 2 00:25
Who says swimsuit models are useless
Hope you're not an epiplectic - Zoolander 2 00:14
Hope you're not an epiplectic
You really are an idiot aren't you - Zoolander 2 00:04
You really are an idiot aren't you
Does being fat make someone a terrible person - Zoolander 2 00:06
Does being fat make someone a terrible person
If you want to find the Spirits in the Material World - Zoolander 2 00:15
If you want to find the Spirits in the Material World
Hansel He's still so hot right now - Zoolander 2 00:06
Hansel He's still so hot right now
All is all to all - Zoolander 2 00:05
All is all to all
Oh and um here - Zoolander 2 00:05
Oh and um here
Think about it man This could be a sign - Zoolander 2 00:07
Think about it man This could be a sign
Where's my goddamn latte - Zoolander 2 00:05
Where's my goddamn latte
Hey where did everybody go I wasn't done with that hippo - Zoolander 2 00:05
Hey where did everybody go I wasn't done with that hippo
Do you ever get that feeling - Zoolander 2 00:15
Do you ever get that feeling
Shut up Valentino - Zoolander 2 00:36
Shut up Valentino
I lost my baby - Zoolander 2 00:04
I lost my baby
Really You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber - Zoolander 2 00:06
Really You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber
Do you really have sex for ten hours - Zoolander 2 00:10
Do you really have sex for ten hours
Please accept my apologies Derek - Zoolander 2 00:06
Please accept my apologies Derek
I'm going back to school - Zoolander 2 00:07
I'm going back to school
And finally tonight - Zoolander 2 00:24
And finally tonight
I remember there was one night - Zoolander 2 00:48
I remember there was one night
Meaningless sex always makes me feel better about myself - Zoolander 2 00:13
Meaningless sex always makes me feel better about myself
They're Sexy Fighting - Zoolander 2 00:06
They're Sexy Fighting
Epaulets are not a crime - Zoolander 2 00:15
Epaulets are not a crime
You are a basic bitch - Zoolander 2 00:12
You are a basic bitch
I can't understand a word that you're saying - Zoolander 2 00:17
I can't understand a word that you're saying
I've missed not knowing things with you - Zoolander 2 00:16
I've missed not knowing things with you
Neil Degrasse Tyson - Zoolander 2 00:19
Neil Degrasse Tyson
Tell my Orgy I love them - Zoolander 2 00:21
Tell my Orgy I love them
That's what I do - Zoolander 2 00:25
That's what I do
I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson - Zoolander 2 00:25
I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson
Got your Netflix - Zoolander 2 00:08
Got your Netflix
Who says swimsuit models are useless - Zoolander 2 00:29
Who says swimsuit models are useless
I have a message in a bottle for you - Zoolander 2 00:41
I have a message in a bottle for you
He's still so hot right now - Zoolander 2 00:08
He's still so hot right now
This could be a sign - Zoolander 2 00:21
This could be a sign
Where's my goddamn latt - Zoolander 2 00:07
Where's my goddamn latt
And take her skin - Zoolander 2 00:42
And take her skin
Everyone shut up - Zoolander 2 01:54
Everyone shut up
Are you serious - Zoolander 2 01:54
Are you serious
You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber - Zoolander 2 00:13
You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber
Please accept my apologies - Zoolander 2 00:08
Please accept my apologies

Cast

Justin Bieber - Justin Bieber
Agent Filippo - Jon Daly
Valentina Valencia - Penélope Cruz
Derek - Ben Stiller
Katie Couric - Katie Couric
Mom Tourist - Amy Stiller
Girl Tourist - Charlotte Townsend
Jim Lehrer - Jim Lehrer
Hansel - Owen Wilson
Christian Amanpour - Christiane Amanpour
Jane Pauley - Jane Pauley
Jacobim Mugatu - Will Ferrell
Evil DJ - Justin Theroux
Katinka - Milla Jovovich
Prime Minister of Malaysia - Woodrow Asai
Joe Scarborough - Joe Scarborough
Police Officer - Mitch Winston
Natalie Morales - Natalie Morales
Soledad O'Brien - Soledad O'Brien
4 Year Old Derek Jr. - Fabiano Di Leo
Don Lemon - Don Lemon
Matt Lauer - Matt Lauer
Billy Zane - Billy Zane
Alexanya Atoz - Kristen Wiig
Natalka - Jourdan Dunn
Nubian Princess - Mamy Camara
Wise Village Man - Hal Yamanouchi
Maori Warrior - Antonio Te Maioha
Hot Shepherdess - Mãdãlina Ghenea
Chimney Sweep - Moshe Kasher
Hot Milkmaid - Christine Thollefsen
Elfin Huntress - Francesca Mills
Kiefer Sutherland - Kiefer Sutherland
Don Atari - Kyle Mooney
Paparazzo - Pierpaolo Piccioli
Paparazzo - Niccolò Senni
Susan Boyle - Susan Boyle
Don Atari's Posse - Josh Ostrovsky
Don Atari's Posse - Giordana Pieri
Don Atari's Posse - Olivier Langhendries
Don Atari's Posse - Antonio Calalani
Don Atari's Posse - Alexander Schuster
Don Atari's Posse - Bha Diop
Don Atari's Posse - Taigen Kawabe
Don Atari's Posse - Yuki Tsuji
Don Atari's Posse - Kohhei Matsuda
Don Atari's Posse - Monchhan Monna
Don Atari's Posse - Andy Dick
'Old and Lame' Show Attendee - Franca Sozzani
'Old and Lame' Show Attendee - Jérôme Jarre
'Old and Lame' Show Attendee - Joe Jonas
'Old and Lame' Show Attendee - Eleonora Carisi
'Old and Lame' Show Attendee - Diane Pernet
'Old and Lame' Show Attendee - Trudie Styler
'Old and Lame' Show Attendee - Leila Yavari
'Old and Lame' Show Attendee - Ana Beatriz Barros
'Old and Lame' Show Attendee - Olivia Munn
'Old and Lame' Show Attendee - Nazanin Boniadi
'Old and Lame' Show Attendee - Lewis Hamilton
'Old and Lame' Show DJ - Skrillex
Alexanya's Bodyguard - Thiago Macedo
Alexanya's Bodyguard - Maki Besea
Alexanya's Publicist - Elettra Capuano
Naomi Campbell - Naomi Campbell
Fabrizio - Gionata Curreri
Derek Jr. - Cyrus Arnold
Seductress - Christina Hendricks
Latex BDSM - Ariana Grande
Sexy Twin - Elga Enardu
Sexy Twin - Serena Enardu
Mysterious Snake Woman - Sissi Hou
Circus Strong Man - Orfeo Orlando
Babushka - Lucia Guzzardi
Willie Nelson - Willie Nelson
Katy Perry - Katy Perry
Neil deGrasse Tyson - Neil deGrasse Tyson
Sting - Sting
M.C. Hammer - M.C. Hammer
Chazz Spencer - John Malkovich
Former Male Model Prison Guard - Martin Saints
Former Male Model Prison Guard - Davide Clivio
Anna Wintour - Anna Wintour
Alexander Wang - Alexander Wang
Marc Jacobs - Marc Jacobs
Tommy Hilfiger - Tommy Hilfiger
Kate Moss - Kate Moss
Valentino - Valentino Garavani
Alex Wagner - Alex Wagner
Dan Abrams - Dan Abrams
Warden - Johnny Weir
A$AP Rocky - ASAP Rocky
Fashionista - Kelly Aaron
Interpol Agent - Jordan Beeber
Geoff Mille - Beck Bennett
Célestine Bouret - Célestine Bouret
Fashion Designer - Christopher Michael Cagle
Fashion Media - Marko Caka
Tightrope Walker - Davide Campagna
Fashionista - Marisol Correa
Fashionista - Erin Dahl
Model - Kristen Fick
British Newscaster - Antony Hagopian
Waiter - Ray Hounsell
Priest at Shop Window - Romuald Andrzej Klos
Lenny Kravitz - Lenny Kravitz
Fashion Show Socialite - Erika Lawson
Demi Lovato - Demi Lovato
Secretary - Giulia Lupetti
Fashionista - Aly Mang
Fashion Media - Dorry Marie
Fashion Editor - Doris McCarthy
Fashion Show Attendee - Justin McGriff
Susan Sarandon - Susan Sarandon
Fashion Show Attendee - Vanessa Scull
Fashion Model - Skye Stracke
Hipster Salesperson - Eugenia Tempesta
Baby Valentina - Caroline Valencia
Sumo Wrestler -
Mika -