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Zoolander

All right, who's gonna call this sucker? If nobody has any objections, I believe I might...

All right, who's gonna call this sucker? If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service

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All right who's gonna call this sucker
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If nobody has any objections
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I believe I might be of service
Available in 7 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
1,453
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:33
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
If nobody has any objectionsI believe I might be of service - Zoolander 00:07
If nobody has any objectionsI believe I might be of service
Now, this'll be a straight walk-off, old school rules. - Zoolander 00:17
Now, this'll be a straight walk-off, old school rules.
You got to cut me. - Zoolander 00:06
You got to cut me.
-Where am I? - Zoolander 00:14
-Where am I?
Do it, Hansel. - Zoolander 00:10
Do it, Hansel.
That's what I'm talking about. - Zoolander 00:12
That's what I'm talking about.
Derek, come on. - Zoolander 00:46
Derek, come on.
The guy had to miraculously pull his underwear out of his buttjust to beat you - Zoolander 00:06
The guy had to miraculously pull his underwear out of his...
I'm not an ambi turner - Zoolander 00:04
I'm not an ambi turner
I mean, there have got to be some people out there, just like you, who can't turn... - Zoolander 00:32
I mean, there have got to be some people out there, just...
Pedro Scialfa. - Zoolander 00:08
Pedro Scialfa.
Vin Correjo. - Zoolander 00:09
Vin Correjo.
A finger jockey We don't think the same wayas the face and body boys doWe're a different breed So why male models - Zoolander 00:09
A finger jockey We don't think the same wayas the face...
Think about it Derek - Zoolander 00:26
Think about it Derek
And most important of all models don't think for themselvesThey do as they're told That is not trueYes it is Derek Okay - Zoolander 00:11
And most important of all models don't think for...
But why male modelsAre you serious I just I just told you that a moment ago - Zoolander 00:12
But why male modelsAre you serious I just I just told you...
Are you serious? - Zoolander 00:33
Are you serious?
You got to get to Maury Ballstein's computer. - Zoolander 00:31
You got to get to Maury Ballstein's computer.
You freakin' idiot - Zoolander 00:03
You freakin' idiot
Man, that was close. - Zoolander 00:22
Man, that was close.