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Zoolander

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Director

Ben Stiller

Year

Genre

Box Office

$45,172,250

Production

N/A

Awards

1 win & 11 nominations

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Derek Zoolander

Hansel

Matilda Jeffries

Christine Taylor

Mugatu

Katinka

Maury Ballstein

J.P. Prewitt

Larry Zoolander

Scrappy Zoolander

Judah Friedlander

Todd

Nathan Lee Graham

Brint

Alexandre Manning

Rufus

Meekus

Alexander Skarsgård

Donald Trump

Christian Slater

Christian Slater

Tom Ford

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Steve Kmetko

Tommy Hilfiger

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Fabio

Lenny Kravitz

Gwen Stefani

Heidi Klum

Mark Ronson

Paris Hilton

David Bowie

Tyson Beckford

Self

Lance Bass

L'il Kim

Garry Shandling

Garry Shandling

Claudia Schiffer

Claudia Schiffer

Veronica Webb

Lukas Haas

Carmen Kass

Frankie Rayder

Scott Strasbaugh

Scott Strasbaugh

Pauly J

Archie

K-Roc

Evil DJ

Stevie D.

Olga - The Masseuse

Prime Minister of Malaysia

Woodrow W. Asai

Hansel's Corner Guy

Hansel's Posse

Hansel's Posse

Hansel's Posse

Hansel's Posse

Michael McAlpin

Hansel's Posse

Hansel's Posse

Hansel's Posse

Hansel's Posse

Hansel's Posse

Italian Designer

American Designer

Jennifer Coolidge

French Designer

German Designer

British Designer

Derek's Interview Hairstylist

VH1 Reporter

Mugatu Model

Jennifer McComb

Mugatu Bodyguard

Mugatu Bodyguard

Time Magazine Reader

Night Club Security

Night Club Security

Darren Copeland

Night Club Bouncer

Richard Stanley

Night Club Bouncer

Night Club Bouncer

Billy Zane's Date

Rico

Eric Winzenried

Abraham Lincoln

Charles L. Brame

John Wilkes Booth

JFK Assassin

JFK Assassin

Monkey Photographer

Irina

Sherpa

Climber

Cool Tattoo Girl

Dalai Lama Guy

Funky Loft Guest

Freaky Loft Guest

Funky Loft Guest

Funky Loft Guest

Maori Tribesman

Janitor Derek

Janitor Hansel

Derelicte Doorman

Derek's Derelicte Hairstylist

Frederic Fekkai

Derek's Derelicte Make-up Artist

Zoolander Center Student

Boris Kachscovsky

Infomercial Director

Derek, Jr.

Story Hour Girl

Model

Heidi Albertsen

Paparazzi

Fashionista

Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham

Model

Shawna Bermender

Sandra Bernhard

Sandra Bernhard

Fashionista

Jennifer R. Blake

Malan Breton

Walk-Off Audience

Chloe (Hansel's Posse)

Kristen Bronson

VH1 Fashion Awards Worker

Autumn Leigh Brown

Emma Bunton

VH1 Fashion Awards Worker

Kadrolsha Ona Carole

guest Model

Police Officer

Joseph D'Angelo

Walk-Off Audience

Balsac the Jaws of Death

Stephen Dorff

Fashionista

Jennifer Dorogi

Model

Fashionista

Model

Jaime Gallagher

Model

Frederik Garlên

Model

Vanessa Cherié Guarnera

Fashionista

Model Twin

Taylor Gerard Hart

Ethan Higbee

Walk-Off Audience

Slymenstra Hymen

Stylist

Karl Lagerfeld

Model

Model in Club

Gregory J. Lucas

Walk-Off Audience

V.V.V.I.P. Guest

Gregori J. Martin

Walk-Off Audience

Flattus Maximus

Model

Protestor

Walk-Off Audience

Beefcake The Mighty

Mogatus Model

Alexandria Morrow

Billy Zane's Friend

Model

Audience Member

Model

Hansel Posse Member

Lisa Ann Phillips

Gavin Rossdale

Winona Ryder

Model

Mauricio Sanchez

VVVIP Lounge Bartender

European Immigrant

Hansel's Posse

Runway Model

Rolando J. Vargas

Luke Zoolander

Donatella Versace

Donatella Versace

Paparazzi

Craig Welzbacher

Billy Zane

Night Club Door Person

Derelicte Bouncer

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Derek Zoolander Mugatu Matilda Jeffries John Wilkes Booth Hansel J.p. Prewitt Larry Zoolander Luke Zoolander David Bowie Protestor Brint Meekus Vh1 Reporter Billy Zane Maury Ballstein Winona Ryder Todd Katinka Natalie Portman

Here in Malaysia, there is an almost overwhelming sense of euphoria, as the newly-elected prime minister has given this impoverished nation the gift of hope, promising to raise the substandard minimum wage and end child labour once and for all. - Zoolander

Here in Malaysia, there is an almost overwhelming sense of...

I guess it would have to be the first time I went through the second gradeI caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cerealand I remember thinking Wow you're ridiculously good lookingMaybe you could do that for a career Do whatBe - Zoolander

I guess it would have to be the first time I went through...

That's impressive. - Zoolander

That's impressive.

We get back on - Zoolander

Well I guess I would have to answer your question with another questionHow many abo digitals do you see modelling - Zoolander

Well I guess I would have to answer your question with...

There he is, three-time Male Model of the Year, Derek Zoolander. - Zoolander

There he is, three-time Male Model of the Year, Derek...

He's almost too good lookingHey PacoThat would be my main deterrent in considering a relationship - Zoolander

He's almost too good lookingHey PacoThat would be my...

Derek Derek Are you worried about HanselNot as much as I'm worried about Gretel - Zoolander

Derek Derek Are you worried about HanselNot as much as...

Hey Mugatu Screw you and your little dog too - Zoolander

Hey Mugatu Screw you and your little dog too

I hear a lot of words like beauty and handsomenessand incredibly chiselled featuresTo me that's like a vanity a self absorptionthat I try to steer clear of - Zoolander

I hear a lot of words like beauty and handsomenessand...

I wasn't like every other kid who dreams about being an astronautI was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a treeRichard Gere's a real hero of mine StingSting would be another person who's a heroThe music that he's created over the - Zoolander

I wasn't like every other kid who dreams about being an...

Over the past decade - Zoolander

Over the past decade

The calendar was great, because it gave people a chance to see a side of my versatility. - Zoolander

The calendar was great, because it gave people a chance to...

Hansel. - Zoolander

Thank you, Lenny. - Zoolander

Thank you, Lenny.

I think we've found our solution, Ballstein. - Zoolander

I think we've found our solution, Ballstein.

Who am II don't knowI guess I have a lot of things to ponderHey the results are in amigoWhat's left to ponderNice comeback - Zoolander

Who am II don't knowI guess I have a lot of things to...

Who am I - Zoolander

And the way Hansel combs his hair Or like doesn'tIt's like 'Ex squeeze' me but have you ever heard of styling gelI'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel He's a male modelEarth to Brint I was making a jokeEarth to Meekus Duh okay I knew thatEarth to Brint - Zoolander

And the way Hansel combs his hair Or like...

Did you ever think that maybe there's more to lifethan being really really really ridiculously good looking - Zoolander

Did you ever think that maybe there's more to lifethan...

Orange mocha frappuccino Orange mocha frappuccino - Zoolander

Orange mocha frappuccino Orange mocha frappuccino

"Derek Zoolander. - Zoolander

"Derek Zoolander.

Rufus, Brint and Meekus were like brothers to me. - Zoolander

Rufus, Brint and Meekus were like brothers to me.

Hansel He's so hot right now Hansel - Zoolander

Hansel He's so hot right now Hansel

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really really good lookingAnd I plan on finding out what that is Thank you - Zoolander

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than...

I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I amA whatA eugoogolizer One who speaks at funeralsOr did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was - Zoolander

I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I...

Now if you'll excuse me I've got an after funeral party to attend - Zoolander

Now if you'll excuse me I've got an after funeral...

Go back home? - Zoolander

Mugatu wants you for his new campaign. - Zoolander

Mugatu wants you for his new campaign.

He can take a crap wrap it in tin foil put a couple of fishhooks on itand sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings - Zoolander

He can take a crap wrap it in tin foil put a couple of...

What do we do when we fall off the horseWe get back onSorry Maury I'm not a gymnast - Zoolander

What do we do when we fall off the horseWe get back onSorry...

We get back on. - Zoolander

We get back on.

It's me. - Zoolander

Damn it Derek I'm a coal miner not a professional film and television actor - Zoolander

Damn it Derek I'm a coal miner not a professional film...

Hold very still. - Zoolander

Hold very still.

I'm so tired No Todd not nowIt's MauryTell me something good - Zoolander

I'm so tired No Todd not nowIt's MauryTell me...

Pacheco back to pass. - Zoolander

Pacheco back to pass.

I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop. - Zoolander

I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop.

Moisture is the essence of wetness, - Zoolander

Moisture is the essence of wetness,

And wetness is the essence of beauty. - Zoolander

And wetness is the essence of beauty.

Why'd you have to come back to this damn town? - Zoolander

Why'd you have to come back to this damn town?

You're dead to me, boy. - Zoolander

You're dead to me, boy.

I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid - Zoolander

I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as...

Hello? Derek, you hearing me? -God? -God? What the shit are you talking about? It's me. Maury. I hop - Zoolander

Hello? Derek, you hearing me? -God? -God? What the shit are...

God GodWhat the shit are you talking about It's me Maury - Zoolander

God GodWhat the shit are you talking about It's me...

Well, to tell you the truth, I was a little hesitant at first, Mr Mugatu. - Zoolander

Well, to tell you the truth, I was a little hesitant at...

Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? My mistake, Jacobim. Your m - Zoolander

Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a...

Yes, Derek. - Zoolander

What is thisA centre for antsWhatHow can we be expected to teach children to learn how to readif they can't even fit inside the buildingDerek it's just a small I don't want to hear your excusesThe centre has to be at leastthree times bigger than this - Zoolander

What is thisA centre for antsWhatHow can we be expected to...

A centre for ants? - Zoolander

A centre for ants?

With a push up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb going on there - Zoolander

With a push up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb going...

Let me show youDerelicteIt is a fashion a way of lifeinspired by the very homeless the vagrantsthe crack whoresthat make this wonderful city so unique - Zoolander

Let me show youDerelicteIt is a fashion a way of...

Like a caterpillar becomes a butterfly so must you become Derelicte - Zoolander

Like a caterpillar becomes a butterfly so must you become...

-Matilda, hey. - Zoolander

What kind of spa is this? - Zoolander

What kind of spa is this?

Good boy. - Zoolander

I'm sorry. - Zoolander

What are you doing here, Derek? - Zoolander

What are you doing here, Derek?

What do you mean, Derek? - Zoolander

What do you mean, Derek?

I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit, stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander. - Zoolander

I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit,...

How do you feel, Derek? - Zoolander

How do you feel, Derek?

-I like this song. - Zoolander

-I like this song.

Hey there Derek My name is Lil' KleatusI'm just a kid who wants you to know the real truth about child labour lawsOkay OkayThey're silly and outdated In the good old dayskids as young as five could work as they pleasedfrom textile factories to iron - Zoolander

Hey there Derek My name is Lil' KleatusI'm just a...

Obey my dog - Zoolander

Do as you've been trained to do and kill the Malaysian prime minister - Zoolander

Do as you've been trained to do and kill the Malaysian...

I've been trying to reach you for a weekA week What are you having a whack attackI saw you this afternoon dum dumThat was last FridayEarth to Matilda I was at a day spaDay D A I Y E Okay - Zoolander

I've been trying to reach you for a weekA week What are...

Look I think I know what this is aboutand I'm very complimented but not interestedWhat I can't sleep with you okayMy head is killing me and What are you talking aboutOkay if you just want to fool around a little bitHey I don't want to sleep with you - Zoolander

Look I think I know what this is aboutand I'm very...

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around youand your do whatever it takes ruin as many people's livesso long as you can make a name for yourself as a investigatory journalistno matter how many friends you loseor people you leave dead and - Zoolander

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around...

-By the way... - Zoolander

I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense. - Zoolander

I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense.

Hey, I just e-mailed you all those LexisNexis searches, on the male models who've appeared in Mugatu campaigns. - Zoolander

Hey, I just e-mailed you all those LexisNexis searches, on...

I don't want to hang out, okay? - Zoolander

I don't want to hang out, okay?

I just thought the way you handled losing that award to Hanseland then you sort of laid low for a whileand then made your comebackIt was so courageousLook I gotta go peebut I'd really like to continue talking about this conversationwhen I come backYeah - Zoolander

I just thought the way you handled losing that award to...

Look I gotta go peebut I'd really like to continue talking about this conversationwhen I come back - Zoolander

Look I gotta go peebut I'd really like to continue...

Derek back on top manThanks Billy You rockNo you rock When are you gonna drop Magnum on us buddyNot yet Gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage - Zoolander

Derek back on top manThanks Billy You rockNo you rock When...

Excuse me bra You're excusedAnd I'm not your bra - Zoolander

Excuse me bra You're excusedAnd I'm not your bra

And I'm not your bra. - Zoolander

And I'm not your bra.

Whatever dude Whatever Peace God bless - Zoolander

Whatever dude Whatever Peace God bless

Tripping on acid changed our whole perspective on shit - Zoolander

Tripping on acid changed our whole perspective on shit

So I guess you can Dere lick my balls cápitanWould you hold this for meI can Dere lick my own balls thank you very much - Zoolander

So I guess you can Dere lick my balls cápitanWould you hold...

Would you hold this for me? - Zoolander

Would you hold this for me?

You think you're too cool for schoolBut I got a news flash for you Walter CronkiteYou aren't - Zoolander

You think you're too cool for schoolBut I got a news...

Who are you trying to get crazy with, ese? - Zoolander

Who are you trying to get crazy with, ese?

What say we settle this on the runwayHan soloStop itAre you challenging me to a walk offBoo lander - Zoolander

What say we settle this on the runwayHan soloStop itAre you...

Stop it. - Zoolander

Listen to your friend Billy ZaneHe's a cool dude He's trying to help you out - Zoolander

Listen to your friend Billy ZaneHe's a cool dude...

Ten minutes. - Zoolander

I heard some mad stories about this kid. - Zoolander

I heard some mad stories about this kid.

Put a cork in it Zane - Zoolander

Put a cork in it Zane

It's a walk off - Zoolander

It's a walk off

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At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Ben Stiller

Writer: Drake Sather, Ben Stiller, John Hamburg

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2001

MetaScore: 61/100

ImdbRating: 6.5

BoxOffice: $45,172,250

Released: 28 Sep 2001

Awards: 1 win & 11 nominations

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