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And wetness is the essence of beauty
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Zoolander

And wetness is the essence of beauty

and wetness is the essence of beauty

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and wetness is the essence of beauty
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Duration
7 seconds
Views
113
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:58
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
Why'd you have to come back to this damn town? - Zoolander 00:30
Why'd you have to come back to this damn town?
You're dead to me, boy. - Zoolander 00:14
You're dead to me, boy.
I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid - Zoolander 00:05
I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as...
Hello? Derek, you hearing me? -God? -God? What the shit are you talking about? It's me. Maury. I hop - Zoolander 00:17
Hello? Derek, you hearing me? -God? -God? What the shit are...
God GodWhat the shit are you talking about It's me Maury - Zoolander 00:07
God GodWhat the shit are you talking about It's me...
Well, to tell you the truth, I was a little hesitant at first, Mr Mugatu. - Zoolander 00:24
Well, to tell you the truth, I was a little hesitant at...
Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? My mistake, Jacobim. Your m - Zoolander 00:11
Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a...
Yes, Derek. - Zoolander 00:22
Yes, Derek.
What is thisA centre for antsWhatHow can we be expected to teach children to learn how to readif they can't even fit inside the buildingDerek it's just a small I don't want to hear your excusesThe centre has to be at leastthree times bigger than this - Zoolander 00:34
What is thisA centre for antsWhatHow can we be expected to...
A centre for ants? - Zoolander 00:06
A centre for ants?
With a push up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb going on there - Zoolander 00:05
With a push up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb going...
Let me show youDerelicteIt is a fashion a way of lifeinspired by the very homeless the vagrantsthe crack whoresthat make this wonderful city so unique - Zoolander 00:17
Let me show youDerelicteIt is a fashion a way of...
Like a caterpillar becomes a butterfly so must you become Derelicte - Zoolander 00:08
Like a caterpillar becomes a butterfly so must you become...
-Matilda, hey. - Zoolander 00:38
-Matilda, hey.
What kind of spa is this? - Zoolander 00:11
What kind of spa is this?
Good boy. - Zoolander 00:06
Good boy.
I'm sorry. - Zoolander 00:11
I'm sorry.
What are you doing here, Derek? - Zoolander 00:09
What are you doing here, Derek?
What do you mean, Derek? - Zoolander 00:15
What do you mean, Derek?
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit, stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander. - Zoolander 00:10
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit,...