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Damn it Derek I'm a coal miner not a professional film and television actor
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Zoolander

Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor

Larry Zoolander:
Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor

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Damn it Derek I'm a coal miner not a professional film and television actor
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
869
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:50
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Actors

Jon Voight
Larry Zoolander
Jon Voight
Christine Taylor
Matilda Jeffries
Christine Taylor
Hold very still. - Zoolander 01:01
Hold very still.
I'm so tired No Todd not nowIt's MauryTell me something good - Zoolander 00:08
I'm so tired No Todd not nowIt's MauryTell me...
Pacheco back to pass. - Zoolander 00:17
Pacheco back to pass.
I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop. - Zoolander 00:13
I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop.
Moisture is the essence of wetness, - Zoolander 00:05
Moisture is the essence of wetness,
And wetness is the essence of beauty. - Zoolander 00:07
And wetness is the essence of beauty.
Why'd you have to come back to this damn town? - Zoolander 00:30
Why'd you have to come back to this damn town?
You're dead to me, boy. - Zoolander 00:14
You're dead to me, boy.
I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid - Zoolander 00:05
I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as...
Hello? Derek, you hearing me? -God? -God? What the shit are you talking about? It's me. Maury. I hop - Zoolander 00:17
Hello? Derek, you hearing me? -God? -God? What the shit are...
God GodWhat the shit are you talking about It's me Maury - Zoolander 00:07
God GodWhat the shit are you talking about It's me...
Well, to tell you the truth, I was a little hesitant at first, Mr Mugatu. - Zoolander 00:24
Well, to tell you the truth, I was a little hesitant at...
Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? My mistake, Jacobim. Your m - Zoolander 00:11
Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a...
Yes, Derek. - Zoolander 00:22
Yes, Derek.
What is thisA centre for antsWhatHow can we be expected to teach children to learn how to readif they can't even fit inside the buildingDerek it's just a small I don't want to hear your excusesThe centre has to be at leastthree times bigger than this - Zoolander 00:34
What is thisA centre for antsWhatHow can we be expected to...
A centre for ants? - Zoolander 00:06
A centre for ants?
With a push up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb going on there - Zoolander 00:05
With a push up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb going...
Let me show youDerelicteIt is a fashion a way of lifeinspired by the very homeless the vagrantsthe crack whoresthat make this wonderful city so unique - Zoolander 00:17
Let me show youDerelicteIt is a fashion a way of...
Like a caterpillar becomes a butterfly so must you become Derelicte - Zoolander 00:08
Like a caterpillar becomes a butterfly so must you become...
-Matilda, hey. - Zoolander 00:38
-Matilda, hey.