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Derek Derek Are you worried about HanselNot as much as I'm worried about Gretel
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Zoolander

Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel

VH1 Reporter:
Derek, are you worried about Hansel?Derek Zoolander:Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel

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Derek Derek Are you worried about Hansel
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Not as much as I'm worried about Gretel
Available in 7 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
909
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:56
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Actors

Jerry Stahl
Vh1 Reporter
Jerry Stahl
Ben Stiller
Derek Zoolander
Ben Stiller
Owen Wilson
Hansel
Owen Wilson
Hey Mugatu Screw you and your little dog too - Zoolander 00:06
Hey Mugatu Screw you and your little dog too
I hear a lot of words like beauty and handsomenessand incredibly chiselled featuresTo me that's like a vanity a self absorptionthat I try to steer clear of - Zoolander 00:12
I hear a lot of words like beauty and handsomenessand...
I wasn't like every other kid who dreams about being an astronautI was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a treeRichard Gere's a real hero of mine StingSting would be another person who's a heroThe music that he's created over the - Zoolander 00:33
I wasn't like every other kid who dreams about being an...
Over the past decade - Zoolander 00:12
Over the past decade
The calendar was great, because it gave people a chance to see a side of my versatility. - Zoolander 00:16
The calendar was great, because it gave people a chance to...
Hansel. - Zoolander 00:10
Hansel.
Thank you, Lenny. - Zoolander 00:17
Thank you, Lenny.
I think we've found our solution, Ballstein. - Zoolander 00:18
I think we've found our solution, Ballstein.
Who am II don't knowI guess I have a lot of things to ponderHey the results are in amigoWhat's left to ponderNice comeback - Zoolander 00:20
Who am II don't knowI guess I have a lot of things to...
Who am I - Zoolander 00:04
Who am I
And the way Hansel combs his hair Or like doesn'tIt's like 'Ex squeeze' me but have you ever heard of styling gelI'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel He's a male modelEarth to Brint I was making a jokeEarth to Meekus Duh okay I knew thatEarth to Brint - Zoolander 00:32
And the way Hansel combs his hair Or like...
Did you ever think that maybe there's more to lifethan being really really really ridiculously good looking - Zoolander 00:09
Did you ever think that maybe there's more to lifethan...
Orange mocha frappuccino Orange mocha frappuccino - Zoolander 00:06
Orange mocha frappuccino Orange mocha frappuccino
"Derek Zoolander. - Zoolander 00:06
"Derek Zoolander.
Rufus, Brint and Meekus were like brothers to me. - Zoolander 00:43
Rufus, Brint and Meekus were like brothers to me.
Hansel He's so hot right now Hansel - Zoolander 00:05
Hansel He's so hot right now Hansel
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really really good lookingAnd I plan on finding out what that is Thank you - Zoolander 00:09
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than...
I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I amA whatA eugoogolizer One who speaks at funeralsOr did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was - Zoolander 00:15
I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I...
Now if you'll excuse me I've got an after funeral party to attend - Zoolander 00:05
Now if you'll excuse me I've got an after funeral...
Go back home? - Zoolander 00:58
Go back home?