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Do what you've been trained to doand kill the Malaysian prime minister!

Do what you've been trained to doand kill the Malaysian prime minister!

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Do what you've been trained to do and kill the Malaysian prime minister
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Duration
7 seconds
Views
582
Timestamp in Movie
01:14:28
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
D-Bone, I got your back! - Zoolander 00:15
D-Bone, I got your back!
It's that damn HanselHe's so hot right now - Zoolander 00:05
It's that damn HanselHe's so hot right now
They're break dance fighting - Zoolander 00:04
They're break dance fighting
Derek Zoolander just tried to kill the prime minister of Malaysia. - Zoolander 00:34
Derek Zoolander just tried to kill the prime minister of...
Where did all the files go? - Zoolander 00:10
Where did all the files go?
Yo taste my pain bitch - Zoolander 00:04
Yo taste my pain bitch
Deal with that - Zoolander 00:03
Deal with that
You were wrong about my outfitIt's the Cheryl Ladd Collection and I got it at J C PenneyOn sale - Zoolander 00:10
You were wrong about my outfitIt's the Cheryl Ladd...
Jig's up, Mugatu. - Zoolander 00:35
Jig's up, Mugatu.
I'm done Jaco I got a prostate the size of a honeydewand a head full of bad memories - Zoolander 00:07
I'm done Jaco I got a prostate the size of a...
You have no evidence Han stupid destroyed everything - Zoolander 00:06
You have no evidence Han stupid destroyed everything
For Christ's sake it's a casserole Sheila It'll stay - Zoolander 00:06
For Christ's sake it's a casserole Sheila...
Shut upEnough already BallsteinWho cares about Derek Zoolander anywayThe man has only one look for Christ's sakeBlue Steel Ferrari Le TigreThey're the same faceDoesn't anyone notice this I feel like I'm taking crazy pillsI invented the piano key necktieI - Zoolander 01:46
Shut upEnough already BallsteinWho cares about Derek...
One look? - Zoolander 00:08
One look?
There it is! - Zoolander 00:15
There it is!
That's my kid. - Zoolander 00:06
That's my kid.
Yeah! Derek! I love that kid. Dumb as a stump, but I love him. Derek, you did it! That was amazing! - Zoolander 00:27
Yeah! Derek! I love that kid. Dumb as a stump, but I love...
Derek you did it That was amazingI know I turned leftYeah that too But Derekyou saved the prime minister of MalaysiaRight Cool - Zoolander 00:13
Derek you did it That was amazingI know I turned leftYeah...
The designer's got your nuts in a viceoffering you ten million plus three percentof every pair of underwear soldWhat are you gonna doScrew him Hold out for more - Zoolander 00:14
The designer's got your nuts in a viceoffering you ten...
So join now because at the Derek Zoolander Centre for KidsWho Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Toowe teach you that there's more to lifethan just being really really really good lookingRight kids Right - Zoolander 00:14
So join now because at the Derek Zoolander Centre for...