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Go back home? You're overreacting. I want to do something meaningfulwith my life, Maury. I have deeper thoughts on my mind. The other day,I was thinking about volunteering, to help teach underprivileged childrento learn how to read. Just thinking about it was the mostrewarding experience I've ever had. Derek, I don't think you're cut outfor that kind of thing. I mean, maybe I could even havemy own institute. We could call it the Derek ZoolanderCentre for Kids Who Can't Read Good. What about us?We built this place together. Look out! Tushy squeeze! Maury! Derek, when I met you,you were a junior petite who couldn't booka goddamn Sears catalogue, and who couldn't turn leftto save his ass. -Now look at you.-I can turn left! Yeah, right. Derek, please. Some male modelsgo left at the end of a runway, others go right. You got a lot of gifts, but hanginga louie just isn't one of them. Sit down! Hey, you want to hearsome great news?
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Go back home You're overreacting
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I want to do something meaningful with my life Maury
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I have deeper thoughts on my mind
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The other day I was thinking about volunteering
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to help teach underprivileged children to learn how to read
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Just thinking about it was the most rewarding experience I've ever had
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Derek I don't think you're cut out for that kind of thing
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I mean maybe I could even have my own institute
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We could call it the Derek Zoolander Centre for Kids Who Can't Read Good
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What about us We built this place together
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Look out Tushy squeeze
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Maury
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Derek when I met you you were a junior petite
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who couldn't book a goddamn Sears catalogue
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and who couldn't turn left to save his ass
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Now look at you I can turn left
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Yeah right
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Derek please Some male models go left at the end of a runway
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others go right
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You got a lot of gifts but hanging a louie just isn't one of them
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Sit down
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Hey you want to hear some great news
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Movie Summary
At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
