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Hansel. Hansel. Hansel

Hansel. Hansel. Hansel

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Hansel
Available in 7 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:28
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
Thank you, Lenny. - Zoolander 00:17
Thank you, Lenny.
I think we've found our solution, Ballstein. - Zoolander 00:18
I think we've found our solution, Ballstein.
Who am II don't knowI guess I have a lot of things to ponderHey the results are in amigoWhat's left to ponderNice comeback - Zoolander 00:20
Who am II don't knowI guess I have a lot of things to...
Who am I - Zoolander 00:04
Who am I
And the way Hansel combs his hair Or like doesn'tIt's like 'Ex squeeze' me but have you ever heard of styling gelI'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel He's a male modelEarth to Brint I was making a jokeEarth to Meekus Duh okay I knew thatEarth to Brint - Zoolander 00:32
And the way Hansel combs his hair Or like...
Did you ever think that maybe there's more to lifethan being really really really ridiculously good looking - Zoolander 00:09
Did you ever think that maybe there's more to lifethan...
Orange mocha frappuccino Orange mocha frappuccino - Zoolander 00:06
Orange mocha frappuccino Orange mocha frappuccino
"Derek Zoolander. - Zoolander 00:06
"Derek Zoolander.
Rufus, Brint and Meekus were like brothers to me. - Zoolander 00:43
Rufus, Brint and Meekus were like brothers to me.
Hansel He's so hot right now Hansel - Zoolander 00:05
Hansel He's so hot right now Hansel
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really really good lookingAnd I plan on finding out what that is Thank you - Zoolander 00:09
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than...
I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I amA whatA eugoogolizer One who speaks at funeralsOr did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was - Zoolander 00:15
I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I...
Now if you'll excuse me I've got an after funeral party to attend - Zoolander 00:05
Now if you'll excuse me I've got an after funeral...
Go back home? - Zoolander 00:58
Go back home?
Mugatu wants you for his new campaign. - Zoolander 00:31
Mugatu wants you for his new campaign.
He can take a crap wrap it in tin foil put a couple of fishhooks on itand sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings - Zoolander 00:08
He can take a crap wrap it in tin foil put a couple of...
What do we do when we fall off the horseWe get back onSorry Maury I'm not a gymnast - Zoolander 00:18
What do we do when we fall off the horseWe get back onSorry...
We get back on. - Zoolander 00:16
We get back on.
It's me. - Zoolander 00:49
It's me.
Damn it Derek I'm a coal miner not a professional film and television actor - Zoolander 00:06
Damn it Derek I'm a coal miner not a professional film...