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Hold very still

Hold very still. Very still.I'm working right now. This... -Ouch!-Oh, I'm sorry. Did my...

Zoolander • 2001

Hold very still. Very still.I'm working right now. This... -Ouch!-Oh, I'm sorry. Did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favour and losefive pounds immediately, or get out of my building like now! Get out! I'm so tired! No, Todd, not now! It's Maury. Tell me something good. You may have to startlooking for someone else. There is no one else.The show is in 10 days, Ballstein. Jaco, I hear you, but the kid's mixed up. He went home. He's talkingabout going off to ponder and tutoring underprivilegedretards or some shit. I don't care what it takes. Get him back. We're running out of time. Capisce? Yeah, I capisce.Now if I could only ca-piss. My prostate's flaring uplike a frickin' tiki torch. Give me a little pee-pee.Come on, a couple of drops. That's what I'm talking about!

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Hold very still Very still I'm working right now This

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Ouch Oh I'm sorry

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Did my pin get in the way of your ass

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Do me a favour and lose five pounds immediately

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or get out of my building like now

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Get out

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I'm so tired No Todd not now

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It's Maury

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Tell me something good

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You may have to start looking for someone else

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There is no one else The show is in 10 days Ballstein

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Jaco I hear you but the kid's mixed up

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He went home He's talking about going off to ponder

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and tutoring underprivileged retards or some shit

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I don't care what it takes Get him back

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We're running out of time Capisce

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Yeah I capisce Now if I could only ca piss

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My prostate's flaring up like a frickin' tiki torch

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Give me a little pee pee Come on a couple of drops

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That's what I'm talking about

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اثبتي اثبتي

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أنا اعمل الآن هذا

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أوه أنا أسف

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هل تعارض دبوسي مع طريق مؤخرتك

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اصنعي معروفا واخسري 5باوند الآن

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أو اخرجي من مبناي الآن

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اخرجي

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أنا متعب جدا لا يا تود ليس الآن

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انه موري

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قل لي خبر جيد

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ربما يجب أن تبحث عن شخص أخر

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لا يوجد شخص أخر العرض سيكون بعد10 أيام بالستين

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جاكو أنا أسمعك لكن الفتى مضطرب

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لقد ذهب منزله ليتأمل

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وتعليم الأطفال المعاقين وأشياء من هذا الهراء

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لا اهتم ماذا يتطلب الأمر أرجعه مرة أخرى

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الوقت ينفذ منا كابيسكو

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نعم أنا كابيسكو إذا تمكنت فقط من التبول

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لدى التهاب في البروستات يؤلمني كمشعل لعين

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هيا قطرة صغيرة ارجوكى نقطتين فقط

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هذا ما أتحدث عنه

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Ne bouge surtout pas

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Je suis en plein acte créatif Ce

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Je m'excuse mon épingle aurait dû éviter ton cul

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Perds trois kilos tout de suite ou sors de chez moi

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Dégage

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Je suis si las Non pas maintenant

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C'est Maury

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Une bonne nouvelle Il faut trouver un autre modèle

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Il n'y en a pas d'autre Le défilé est dans dix jours

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Le gosse est perturbé

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Il est chez lui Il veut gagner la toundra

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pour éduquer des retardés défavorisés

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Fais le rentrer à tout prix

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Le temps presse capice

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Je capice et si je pouvais aussi capisser

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La prostate me brûle comme une torche olympique

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Un petit pipi Je t'en prie Une ou deux gouttes

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C'est tout ce que je demandais

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Schön stillhalten

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Ich bin jetzt gerade am Arbeiten

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Das hier Aua

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Tut mir Leid Kam meine Nadel deinem Arsch in den Weg

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Sei so gut und nimm sofort drei Kilo ab oder verzieh dich aus meinem Gebäude

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Verschwinde

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Ich bin es leid Nein Todd Jetzt nicht

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Es ist Maury

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Sag mir was Schönes

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Du brauchst vielleicht jemand anders Es gibt niemanden anders

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Die Show ist in zehn Tagen lch verstehe aber er ist verwirrt

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Er fuhr nach Hause Will Zurückgebliebene unterrichten oder so

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Koste es was es wolle bring ihn zurück

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Die Zeit wird knapp Capisce Ja Warum nur ich nicht kann pissen

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Meine Prostata brennt wie eine Buschfackel

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Mach ein bisschen Pipi Nur ein paar Tröpfchen

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Hurra So ist's schön

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そのままじっとしてろじっとだぞ

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今やってるからなこれを

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痛いごめんよ

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君のケツに針を刺しちゃったか

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このままじっとして５ポンドを稼ぐか

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今すぐ俺のビルから出てけ

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出てけ

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もう疲れた今は止めてくれトッド

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モーリーからです

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良いことなんだろうな

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他の誰かを探さなければならないかもしれん

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他なんて無いショーまであと１０日だぞボールステイン

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ジャコわかってるだがあの小僧は血迷ったんだ

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あいつは家に帰った帰るのに散々悩んだことや

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貧乏な奴らの教師をすることとかくだらないことを話して行ったよ

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そんなことはどうでもいい奴を連れ戻せ

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もう時間が迫ってるんだぞわかってるのか

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わかってるとも今はとりあえず小便を

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前立腺がチキトーチみたいに膨らんできたぞ

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少し小便をさせてくれさあ出るんだ

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やったぞ

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Стой смирно не шевелись

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Я работаю Это

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Ой О прости

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Я уколол тебя иголкой в зад

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Сделай милость немедленно сбрось пять фунтов

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или убирайся отсюда вон

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Вон отсюда

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Я так устал Нет Тод не сейчас

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Это Мори

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Скажи мне что нибудь хорошее

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Придется подыскать кого нибудь другого

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Другого нет Показ через 10 дней Болстайн

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Жако я знаю но у него не в порядке с мозгами

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Он уехал домой Бредит о том чтобы отправиться в тундру

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и обучать чтению слабоумных детей

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Мне плевать чего это будет стоить Верни его назад

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У нас не остается времени Капиш

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Да капиш Остается только сделать ка пись

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Моя простата жжет меня словно факел

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Давай пи пи Хотя бы пару капелек

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Вот так то лучше

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Quédate quieta Muy quieta

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Estoy trabajando Esto

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Ouch Oh lo siento

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Fue mi alfiler justo a parar en tu trasero

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Hazme un favor y adelgaza inmediatamente 5 kilos

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o vete ya de mi edificio

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Vete

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Estoy tan cansado No Todd ahora no

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Es Maury

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Dime algo bueno

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Debes comenzar a buscar a alguien mas

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No hay alguien mas El show es en 10 días Ballstein

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Jaco te escuche pero el chico esta confundido

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Se fue a casa Comenzó a hablar sobre irse a meditar

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y enseñar a retardados sin privilegios o algo asi

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No me importa lo que haga Recuperalo

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Se nos acaba el tiempo Capisce

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Si capisce Ahora si solo pudiera ca piss '

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Mi próstata esta ardiendo como una maldita antorcha

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Dame un pequeño pi pi Vamos algunos chorros

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De eso es de lo que estoy hablando

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.