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Zoolander

I hate Hansel! Hansel, Hansel! Everywhere I look!Hansel! Hansel, Hansel!

I hate Hansel! Hansel, Hansel! Everywhere I look!Hansel! Hansel, Hansel!

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I hate Hansel
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Hansel Hansel Everywhere I look Hansel Hansel Hansel
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Duration
7 seconds
Views
1,288
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:44
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
Were you looking for a rematch? - Zoolander 00:45
Were you looking for a rematch?
Yeah you're cool to hide hereBut first me and him got to straighten some shit outFineWhy you been acting so messed up towards meWhy you been acting so messed up towards meWell you go first - Zoolander 00:26
Yeah you're cool to hide hereBut first me and him got...
Well, you go first. - Zoolander 00:37
Well, you go first.
And I felt like This guy's really hurting meand it hurt - Zoolander 00:07
And I felt like This guy's really hurting meand it hurt
Your work in the winter '95 International Male catalogue - Zoolander 00:08
Your work in the winter '95 International Male...
I freakin' worship you, man. - Zoolander 00:13
I freakin' worship you, man.
I'm sorry I was whack - Zoolander 00:04
I'm sorry I was whack
Why do you hate models MatildaHonestly YesI think they're vain stupid and incredibly self centredI totally agree with youBut how do you feel about male models - Zoolander 00:21
Why do you hate models MatildaHonestly YesI think...
What's the deal yo yo - Zoolander 00:04
What's the deal yo yo
When I was in seventh grade I was the fat kid in my class - Zoolander 00:07
When I was in seventh grade I was the fat kid in my class
All right, forget it. - Zoolander 00:57
All right, forget it.
So I becameWhatBulimicYou can read mindsIt's when you throw up after every mealSee you know what This is exactly what you models do to peopleYou make them feel bad about themselvesMatildaMatilda it's justSo what I throw up after lots of mealsSo do I It's - Zoolander 00:49
So I becameWhatBulimicYou can read mindsIt's when you...
Haven't really You haven'tDone it Done it in a while yeahOkay what's a while Like eight days - Zoolander 00:09
Haven't really You haven'tDone it Done it in a...
Oh snap - Zoolander 00:04
Oh snap
Seriously Do you service yourself ten times a day - Zoolander 00:05
Seriously Do you service yourself ten times a day
This has been an emotional day for all of usI think we should get nakedWhatDon't ask questionsJust give in to the power of the tea - Zoolander 00:18
This has been an emotional day for all of usI think we...
I think we should get naked. - Zoolander 00:11
I think we should get naked.
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuviuswhen suddenly I slip and I start to fallI mean I'm about to die Hot bread ZekeJust falling I'll never forget the terrorWhen suddenly I remember Holy shit Hanselhaven't you been smoking peyote for six straight daysAnd - Zoolander 00:30
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuviuswhen suddenly I...
Cool story HanselThanks Olaf - Zoolander 00:05
Cool story HanselThanks Olaf
There was a moment last nightwhen she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarvesand the Maori tribesmanYeah where I thoughtWow I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman - Zoolander 00:15
There was a moment last nightwhen she was sandwiched between...