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I heard some mad stories about this kid

I heard some mad stories about this kid.He's limber. He's too limber. Put a cork in it,...

Zoolander • 2001

I heard some mad stories about this kid.He's limber. He's too limber. Put a cork in it, Zane! It's a walk-off. Walk-off. This is urgent, ma'am.Do you have any... Derek? Derek! Derek! Hey, Matilda. What is this? Where is everyone going? Good luck, Derek! Kick Hansel's ass! Thanks, Rico. I'll try. You want to see the real worldof male modelling? The one they don't show youin magazines or the E! channel? Yeah, I guess. Derek, please. I have something really importantto talk to you about. Not now, Matilda. Han-sell-out is about to havehis Han-sell-ass handed to him on a platterwith french-fried potatoes. Katinka, thought you mightwant to know, your boy Zoolander's rolling. It's a walk-off

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I heard some mad stories about this kid He's limber He's too limber

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Put a cork in it Zane

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It's a walk off Walk off

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This is urgent ma'am Do you have any

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Derek Derek Derek

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Hey Matilda

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What is this Where is everyone going

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Good luck Derek Kick Hansel's ass

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Thanks Rico I'll try

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You want to see the real world of male modelling

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The one they don't show you in magazines or the E channel

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Yeah I guess Derek please

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I have something really important to talk to you about

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Not now Matilda

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Han sell out is about to have his Han sell ass

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handed to him on a platter with french fried potatoes

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Katinka thought you might want to know

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your boy Zoolander's rolling

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It's a walk off

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سمعت بعض القصص المجنونة عن هذا الفتى انه مرن جدا

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ولكنى خبرة في هذا يا زين

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انه عرض

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انه امر طارئ يا سيدة ألديك

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أهلا ماتيلدا

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ما هذا إلى أين يذهب الجميع

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حظا سعيدا يا ديريك اطرحه أرضا

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شكرا ريكو سأحاول

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أتريدين رؤية العالم الحقيقي لعارضي الأزياء

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ذلك الذي لا يظهر في المجلات أو قناة الترفيه

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أظن ذلك ديريك أرجوك

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لدى أمر مهم أريد أن أحدثك فيه

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ليس ألان ماتيلدا

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هان البائع سيحصل على مؤخرته

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في طبق مع البطاطس المقلية

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كاتينكا أظن انك تريدين أن تعرفي

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فتاك زولاندر يتحدى

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في عرض

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On jase sec sur lui il est trop fort

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Ta bouche Billy t'auras une frite

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C'est un défi défilé

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C'est urgent

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Qu'y a t il Où ils vont

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Bonne chance Botte lui le cul

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Merci Rico J'essaierai

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Tu veux voir les dessous du métier Ce que les médias ne montrent jamais

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Oui peut être mais j'ai un truc très grave à te dire

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Plus tard

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Hansel rien dans le calcif va avoir la selle servie sur un plateau

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et garnie de frites

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Katinka ça peut t'intéresser

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ton Zoolander remet le couvert C'est un défi défilé

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Hab verrückte Storys über den gehört Er ist zu gelenkig

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Steck dir 'nen Korken rein Zane

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Durchmarsch ist angesagt

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Es ist dringend Ist lhnen klar

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Wo geht ihr hin

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Viel Glück Tret Hansel in den Arsch Danke Rico Ich werd's versuchen

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Wollen Sie die echte Welt der männlichen Models kennen lernen

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Die die man nicht in Zeitschriften oder dem Modekanal sieht

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Ja schon Ich muss lhnen aber etwas ganz Wichtiges sagen

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Nicht jetzt Matilda Han seel chen kriegt gleich

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sein Han selch fleisch auf einem Tablett mit Pommes serviert

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Katinka dein Zoolander is' auf der Rolle Durchmarsch ist angesagt

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あの小僧の嫌な噂を聞いたことがある柔軟が凄いらしいぞ

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コーラでも飲んで待ってな

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決闘だ

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決闘だ

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緊急なのよお願いどうしても

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やあマチルダ

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どういうことなのみんな何処へ向かってるの

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幸運を祈ってるぞデレクハンセルのケツを蹴飛ばしてやれ

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ありがとうリコやってやるさ

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男性モデル業界の真実を知りたいんだろ

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雑誌とかＥチャンネルに載らないものだろ

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ええそうよデレクお願いがあるの

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とても大事な話があなたにあるの

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今は止めてくれマチルダ

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フライドポテトの大皿と一緒に

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あいつのケツもぶっ飛ばしてやる

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カティンカズーランダーが

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転がるのを見たいだろ

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決闘だ

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Я слышал про него невероятные истории Он скользкий и быстрый как ртуть

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Помолчи Зейн

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Состязание

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Мэм это срочно У вас здесь есть

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Привет Матильда

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Что это Куда все идут

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Удачи Дерек Надери ему задницу

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Спасибо Рико Я постараюсь

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Хочешь увидеть настоящую жизнь моделей

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которой нет ни в журналах ни на канале Фэшн

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Да наверное Дерек

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Мне нужно тебе сказать очень важную вещь

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Не сейчас

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Хэнсел может готовиться к тому что его задницу

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ему подадут отдельно на блюде с картофелем фри

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Катинка я подумал что это тебе будет интересно

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Ваш Зулэндер

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вышел на подиум

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He escuchado algunas historias locas sobre este chico Se ha entrenado

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Termínala Zane

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Es un reto

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Esto es urgente Tienes alguna

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Hey Matilda

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De que se trata todo esto Donde esta yendo toda la gente

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Buena suerte Derek Pateale el trasero a Hansel

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Gracias Rico Voy a tratarlo

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Quieres ver el verdadero mundo del modelaje masculino

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Ese que no te muestran en las revistas o en el canal E

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Si supongo Derek por favor

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Tengo algo muy importante que decirte

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Ahora no Matilda

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Han 'acabado' esta a punto de perder su Han 'trasero'

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lleno de patatas fritas francesas

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Katinka creo que debes saber que

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tu pequeño Zoolander se escapa

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Es un reto

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

00:42:21

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.