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I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid
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Zoolander

Mer-man!

Larry Zoolander:
I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.Derek Zoolander:Mer-man!Derek Zoolander:Mer-man!

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I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid
Available in 7 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
910
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:53
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Actors

Jon Voight
Larry Zoolander
Jon Voight
Ben Stiller
Derek Zoolander
Ben Stiller
Vince Vaughn
Luke Zoolander
Vince Vaughn
Hello? Derek, you hearing me? -God? -God? What the shit are you talking about? It's me. Maury. I hop - Zoolander 00:17
Hello? Derek, you hearing me? -God? -God? What the shit are...
God GodWhat the shit are you talking about It's me Maury - Zoolander 00:07
God GodWhat the shit are you talking about It's me...
Well, to tell you the truth, I was a little hesitant at first, Mr Mugatu. - Zoolander 00:24
Well, to tell you the truth, I was a little hesitant at...
Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? My mistake, Jacobim. Your m - Zoolander 00:11
Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a...
Yes, Derek. - Zoolander 00:22
Yes, Derek.
What is thisA centre for antsWhatHow can we be expected to teach children to learn how to readif they can't even fit inside the buildingDerek it's just a small I don't want to hear your excusesThe centre has to be at leastthree times bigger than this - Zoolander 00:34
What is thisA centre for antsWhatHow can we be expected to...
A centre for ants? - Zoolander 00:06
A centre for ants?
With a push up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb going on there - Zoolander 00:05
With a push up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb going...
Let me show youDerelicteIt is a fashion a way of lifeinspired by the very homeless the vagrantsthe crack whoresthat make this wonderful city so unique - Zoolander 00:17
Let me show youDerelicteIt is a fashion a way of...
Like a caterpillar becomes a butterfly so must you become Derelicte - Zoolander 00:08
Like a caterpillar becomes a butterfly so must you become...
-Matilda, hey. - Zoolander 00:38
-Matilda, hey.
What kind of spa is this? - Zoolander 00:11
What kind of spa is this?
Good boy. - Zoolander 00:06
Good boy.
I'm sorry. - Zoolander 00:11
I'm sorry.
What are you doing here, Derek? - Zoolander 00:09
What are you doing here, Derek?
What do you mean, Derek? - Zoolander 00:15
What do you mean, Derek?
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit, stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander. - Zoolander 00:10
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit,...
How do you feel, Derek? - Zoolander 00:20
How do you feel, Derek?
-I like this song. - Zoolander 00:27
-I like this song.
Hey there Derek My name is Lil' KleatusI'm just a kid who wants you to know the real truth about child labour lawsOkay OkayThey're silly and outdated In the good old dayskids as young as five could work as they pleasedfrom textile factories to iron - Zoolander 00:23
Hey there Derek My name is Lil' KleatusI'm just a...