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I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit, stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander
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I suggest you and your KmartJaclyn Smith Collection outfit, stay the hell awayfrom Derek...

I suggest you and your KmartJaclyn Smith Collection outfit, stay the hell awayfrom Derek Zoolander

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I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit
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stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander
Available in 7 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
2,151
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:48
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Actors

Milla Jovovich
Katinka
Milla Jovovich
How do you feel, Derek? - Zoolander 00:20
How do you feel, Derek?
-I like this song. - Zoolander 00:27
-I like this song.
Hey there Derek My name is Lil' KleatusI'm just a kid who wants you to know the real truth about child labour lawsOkay OkayThey're silly and outdated In the good old dayskids as young as five could work as they pleasedfrom textile factories to iron - Zoolander 00:23
Hey there Derek My name is Lil' KleatusI'm just a...
Obey my dog - Zoolander 00:04
Obey my dog
Do as you've been trained to do and kill the Malaysian prime minister - Zoolander 00:08
Do as you've been trained to do and kill the Malaysian...
I've been trying to reach you for a weekA week What are you having a whack attackI saw you this afternoon dum dumThat was last FridayEarth to Matilda I was at a day spaDay D A I Y E Okay - Zoolander 00:18
I've been trying to reach you for a weekA week What are...
Look I think I know what this is aboutand I'm very complimented but not interestedWhat I can't sleep with you okayMy head is killing me and What are you talking aboutOkay if you just want to fool around a little bitHey I don't want to sleep with you - Zoolander 00:19
Look I think I know what this is aboutand I'm very...
Do you understand that the world does not revolve around youand your do whatever it takes ruin as many people's livesso long as you can make a name for yourself as a investigatory journalistno matter how many friends you loseor people you leave dead and - Zoolander 00:24
Do you understand that the world does not revolve around...
-By the way... - Zoolander 00:19
-By the way...
I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense. - Zoolander 00:10
I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense.
Hey, I just e-mailed you all those LexisNexis searches, on the male models who've appeared in Mugatu campaigns. - Zoolander 00:16
Hey, I just e-mailed you all those LexisNexis searches, on...
I don't want to hang out, okay? - Zoolander 00:54
I don't want to hang out, okay?
I just thought the way you handled losing that award to Hanseland then you sort of laid low for a whileand then made your comebackIt was so courageousLook I gotta go peebut I'd really like to continue talking about this conversationwhen I come backYeah - Zoolander 00:20
I just thought the way you handled losing that award to...
Look I gotta go peebut I'd really like to continue talking about this conversationwhen I come back - Zoolander 00:08
Look I gotta go peebut I'd really like to continue...
Derek back on top manThanks Billy You rockNo you rock When are you gonna drop Magnum on us buddyNot yet Gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage - Zoolander 00:12
Derek back on top manThanks Billy You rockNo you rock When...
Excuse me bra You're excusedAnd I'm not your bra - Zoolander 00:11
Excuse me bra You're excusedAnd I'm not your bra
And I'm not your bra. - Zoolander 00:39
And I'm not your bra.
Whatever dude Whatever Peace God bless - Zoolander 00:06
Whatever dude Whatever Peace God bless
Tripping on acid changed our whole perspective on shit - Zoolander 00:05
Tripping on acid changed our whole perspective on shit
So I guess you can Dere lick my balls cápitanWould you hold this for meI can Dere lick my own balls thank you very much - Zoolander 00:17
So I guess you can Dere lick my balls cápitanWould you hold...