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I'm done Jaco I got a prostate the size of a honeydewand a head full of bad memories
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Zoolander

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories

Maury Ballstein:
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories

Full Transcript

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I'm done Jaco I got a prostate the size of a honeydew
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and a head full of bad memories
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
2,027
Timestamp in Movie
01:17:42
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Actors

Jerry Stiller
Maury Ballstein
Jerry Stiller
Will Ferrell
Mugatu
Will Ferrell
You have no evidence Han stupid destroyed everything - Zoolander 00:06
You have no evidence Han stupid destroyed everything
For Christ's sake it's a casserole Sheila It'll stay - Zoolander 00:06
For Christ's sake it's a casserole Sheila...
Shut upEnough already BallsteinWho cares about Derek Zoolander anywayThe man has only one look for Christ's sakeBlue Steel Ferrari Le TigreThey're the same faceDoesn't anyone notice this I feel like I'm taking crazy pillsI invented the piano key necktieI - Zoolander 01:46
Shut upEnough already BallsteinWho cares about Derek...
One look? - Zoolander 00:08
One look?
There it is! - Zoolander 00:15
There it is!
That's my kid. - Zoolander 00:06
That's my kid.
Yeah! Derek! I love that kid. Dumb as a stump, but I love him. Derek, you did it! That was amazing! - Zoolander 00:27
Yeah! Derek! I love that kid. Dumb as a stump, but I love...
Derek you did it That was amazingI know I turned leftYeah that too But Derekyou saved the prime minister of MalaysiaRight Cool - Zoolander 00:13
Derek you did it That was amazingI know I turned leftYeah...
The designer's got your nuts in a viceoffering you ten million plus three percentof every pair of underwear soldWhat are you gonna doScrew him Hold out for more - Zoolander 00:14
The designer's got your nuts in a viceoffering you ten...
So join now because at the Derek Zoolander Centre for KidsWho Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Toowe teach you that there's more to lifethan just being really really really good lookingRight kids Right - Zoolander 00:14
So join now because at the Derek Zoolander Centre for...
Wow. -Wanna hang out for story hour? -Great. - Zoolander 00:11
Wow. -Wanna hang out for story hour? -Great.
Hey who wants to hear a story Yeah - Zoolander 00:05
Hey who wants to hear a story Yeah