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Shut upEnough already BallsteinWho cares about Derek Zoolander anywayThe man has only one look for Christ's sakeBlue Steel Ferrari Le TigreThey're the same faceDoesn't anyone notice this I feel like

That's my kid. That's my son

Zoolander • 2001

Mugatu:
SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! Die, you wage-hiking scum!Derek Zoolander:One look? ONE LOOK? I don't think so!Hansel:There it is.Todd:Magnum.Larry Zoolander:Holy Moly.Maury Ballstein:Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waiting for!Mugatu:Dear god, it's beautiful.Larry Zoolander:Yeah, Yeah!Larry Zoolander:That's my kid. That's my son

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Shut up

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Enough already Ballstein

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Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway

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The man has only one look for Christ's sake

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Blue Steel Ferrari Le Tigre

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They're the same face

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Doesn't anyone notice this I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

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I invented the piano key necktie

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I invented it

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What have you done Derek Nothing

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You've done nothing Nothing

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And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me

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Because if you can't get the job done then I will

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Die you wage hiking scum

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One look

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One look I don't think so

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There it is

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Magnum

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Holy moly

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Yeah baby That's what I've been waiting for

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Dear God It's beautiful

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Yeah

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That's my kid That's my son

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اخرس

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كفى بالستين

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من يأبه بديريك زولاندر بأي حال

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الرجل ليس له سوى طله واحدة بحق الجحيم

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الفولاذ الأزرق فيرارى لوتيجرا

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إنهم نفس الشكل

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الم يلاحظ احد اشعر أنى أتناول حبوب الهلوسة

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أنا ابتكرت ربطة العنق بشكل البيانو

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ابتكرتها

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ماذا ابتكرت ديريك ماذا

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لاشيء لا شيء

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وسأصبح قرد أعمى إذا تركتك تفسد علي هذا

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لأنك إذا لم تنهي المهمة سأنهيها أنا

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مت يا خصلة الشعر الحقيرة

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طلة واحدة

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طلة واحدة لا أظن هذا

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ها هي

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ماجنوم

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يا للمقدسات

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نعم عزيزي هذا ما كنت انتظره

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يا إلهى

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إنها جميلة

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نعم

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انه إبني

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La ferme On n'en a rien à braire

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Qui se soucie de Zoolander de toute façon Il n'a qu'un seul look

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Blue Steel Ferrari Le Tigre C'est spécial clone

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Personne ne le voit Je ne suis pas en montée d'acide

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J'ai inventé la cravate piano moi

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Tu as fait quoi Derek Rien

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Des clous Que dalle

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Je suis une tache si je te laisse saloper le travail

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Si tu remplis pas ta mission je le ferai

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Crève sale démago

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Un seul look

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Un seul look C'est ce qu'on va voir

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Géant

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Magnum

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Ca alors

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J'ai attendu ça toute ma vie

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Quel miracle C'est bouleversant

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C'est mon petit

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C'est mon grand

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Halt die Klappe Das reicht Ballstein

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Wer interessiert sich schon für Derek Zoolander

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Der Typ hat eh nur einen Blick

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Blue Steel Ferrari Le Tigre

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Sie sind alle gleich

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Hat das niemand gemerkt Ich glaub ich steh im Wald

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Ich habe die Klaviertastenkrawatte erfunden Ich hab sie erfunden

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Was kannst du vorweisen Derek Du hast nichts Gar nichts

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Ich wäre schön blöd wenn ich mir das alles von dir ruinieren lassen würde

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Und wenn du den Job nicht erledigen kannst werd ich's tun

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Stirb du lohntreibender Abschaum

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Ein Blick

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Ein Blick Von wegen

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Das ist er

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Magnum

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Heiliger Bimbam

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Ja Baby Darauf habe ich gewartet

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Lieber Gott er ist wunderschön

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Das ist mein Bub Das ist mein Sohn

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黙れ

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もう充分だボールステイン

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デレクズーランダーのことは誰も気にならないのか

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こいつは１つの決め顔しか持ってないじゃないか

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ブルースティールフェラーリレティグラ

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全部同じ顔じゃないか

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誰も気づいてなかったのか俺が狂ってるみたいじゃないか

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俺はピアノネクタイを発明した

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俺が発明したんだ

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デレクは何をやったんだ何もしてないじゃないか

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お前は何もしてない何もしてない

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これが失敗したら俺は猿じゃないか

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お前がやらないなら俺がやってやる

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死ね賃金引き上げ野郎

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決め顔が１つ

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決め顔が１つそれは違う

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これだ

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マグナム

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すげぇ

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おおベイビー俺の求めてたのはこれだ

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神様

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美しい

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俺の子なんだ

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俺の息子だ

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Молчать

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Уже достаточно Болстайн

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И вообще кому он нужен этот Дерек Зулэндер

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У него был всего один взгляд

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Голубая Сталь Феррари Лё Тигр

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Все это одно лицо

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Разве никто не замечал Я будто со слепыми разговариваю

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Я изобрел галстук пианино

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Я его изобрел

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А что у тебя за душой Ничего

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Я буду последним ослом если позволю тебе все разрушить

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Если ты не справился с работой я сделаю это сам

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Умри любитель повышать зарплату

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Один взгляд

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Один взгляд Я не согласен

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Вот он

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Магнум

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Пресвятая богородица

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Молодец малыш Именно этого я от тебя ждал

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Боже

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Как красиво

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Да

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Это мой мальчик

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Мой сын

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Cállate

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Es suficiente Ballstein

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A quien le importa Derek Zoolander de cualquier manera

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El hombre tiene un solo look por Dios

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Blue Steel Ferrari Le Tigre

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Son la misma expresión

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Nadie lo ha notado Me siento como si tomara píldoras para la locura

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Yo invente la corbata con forma de piano

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Yo la invente

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Que has hecho tú Derek Nada

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No has hecho nada Nada

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Me destruirán si tu arruinas esto

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Y debido a que no puedes terminar con tu trabajo lo hare yo

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Muere maldita escoria

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Un solo look

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Un solo look No lo creo

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Ese es

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Magnum

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Santo cielo

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Si baby Eso es lo que estaba esperando

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Dios mio

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Es hermoso

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Si

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Ese es mi chico

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Ese es mi hijo

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

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Mugatu