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Zoolander

Der-ek Zoo-land-er.

(Announcer):
...for the past four years, male modeling has had a shadow cast over it by one man and five syllables: Der-ek Zoo-land-er. [Derek slowly counts the syllables off on his fingers]

Full Transcript

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Over the past decade
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male modelling has had a shadow cast over it by one man
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and five syllables
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Derek Zoolander
Duration
12 seconds
Views
354
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:32
Uploaded
Nov 19, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Actors

Christine Taylor
Matilda Jeffries
Christine Taylor
The calendar was great, because it gave people a chance to see a side of my versatility. - Zoolander 00:16
The calendar was great, because it gave people a chance to...
Hansel. - Zoolander 00:10
Hansel.
Thank you, Lenny. - Zoolander 00:17
Thank you, Lenny.
I think we've found our solution, Ballstein. - Zoolander 00:18
I think we've found our solution, Ballstein.
Who am I - Zoolander 00:04
Who am I
Who am II don't knowI guess I have a lot of things to ponderHey the results are in amigoWhat's left to ponderNice comeback - Zoolander 00:20
Who am II don't knowI guess I have a lot of things to...
And the way Hansel combs his hair Or like doesn'tIt's like 'Ex squeeze' me but have you ever heard of styling gelI'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel He's a male modelEarth to Brint I was making a jokeEarth to Meekus Duh okay I knew thatEarth to Brint - Zoolander 00:32
And the way Hansel combs his hair Or like...
Did you ever think that maybe there's more to lifethan being really really really ridiculously good looking - Zoolander 00:09
Did you ever think that maybe there's more to lifethan...
Orange mocha frappuccino Orange mocha frappuccino - Zoolander 00:06
Orange mocha frappuccino Orange mocha frappuccino
"Derek Zoolander. - Zoolander 00:06
"Derek Zoolander.
Rufus, Brint and Meekus were like brothers to me. - Zoolander 00:43
Rufus, Brint and Meekus were like brothers to me.
Hansel He's so hot right now Hansel - Zoolander 00:05
Hansel He's so hot right now Hansel
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really really good lookingAnd I plan on finding out what that is Thank you - Zoolander 00:09
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than...
I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I amA whatA eugoogolizer One who speaks at funeralsOr did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was - Zoolander 00:15
I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I...
Now if you'll excuse me I've got an after funeral party to attend - Zoolander 00:05
Now if you'll excuse me I've got an after funeral...
Go back home? - Zoolander 00:58
Go back home?
Mugatu wants you for his new campaign. - Zoolander 00:31
Mugatu wants you for his new campaign.
He can take a crap wrap it in tin foil put a couple of fishhooks on itand sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings - Zoolander 00:08
He can take a crap wrap it in tin foil put a couple of...
What do we do when we fall off the horseWe get back onSorry Maury I'm not a gymnast - Zoolander 00:18
What do we do when we fall off the horseWe get back onSorry...
We get back on. - Zoolander 00:16
We get back on.