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Zoolander

"Derek Zoolander. A model idiot."

"Derek Zoolander. A model idiot."

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Derek Zoolander A model idiot
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:58
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
Rufus, Brint and Meekus were like brothers to me. - Zoolander 00:43
Rufus, Brint and Meekus were like brothers to me.
Hansel He's so hot right now Hansel - Zoolander 00:05
Hansel He's so hot right now Hansel
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really really good lookingAnd I plan on finding out what that is Thank you - Zoolander 00:09
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than...
I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I amA whatA eugoogolizer One who speaks at funeralsOr did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was - Zoolander 00:15
I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I...
Now if you'll excuse me I've got an after funeral party to attend - Zoolander 00:05
Now if you'll excuse me I've got an after funeral...
Go back home? - Zoolander 00:58
Go back home?
Mugatu wants you for his new campaign. - Zoolander 00:31
Mugatu wants you for his new campaign.
He can take a crap wrap it in tin foil put a couple of fishhooks on itand sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings - Zoolander 00:08
He can take a crap wrap it in tin foil put a couple of...
What do we do when we fall off the horseWe get back onSorry Maury I'm not a gymnast - Zoolander 00:18
What do we do when we fall off the horseWe get back onSorry...
We get back on. - Zoolander 00:16
We get back on.
It's me. - Zoolander 00:49
It's me.
Damn it Derek I'm a coal miner not a professional film and television actor - Zoolander 00:06
Damn it Derek I'm a coal miner not a professional film...
Hold very still. - Zoolander 01:01
Hold very still.
I'm so tired No Todd not nowIt's MauryTell me something good - Zoolander 00:08
I'm so tired No Todd not nowIt's MauryTell me...
Pacheco back to pass. - Zoolander 00:17
Pacheco back to pass.
I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop. - Zoolander 00:13
I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop.
Moisture is the essence of wetness, - Zoolander 00:05
Moisture is the essence of wetness,
And wetness is the essence of beauty. - Zoolander 00:07
And wetness is the essence of beauty.
Why'd you have to come back to this damn town? - Zoolander 00:30
Why'd you have to come back to this damn town?
You're dead to me, boy. - Zoolander 00:14
You're dead to me, boy.