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So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuviuswhen suddenly I slip and I start to fallI mean I'm about to die Hot bread ZekeJust falling I'll never forget the terrorWhen suddenly I remember Holy shit

And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius

Zoolander • 2001

Hansel:
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius When suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"Derek Zoolander:And?Hansel:And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius

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So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius

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when suddenly I slip and I start to fall

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I mean I'm about to die Hot bread Zeke

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Just falling I'll never forget the terror

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When suddenly I remember Holy shit Hansel

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haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days

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And couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind

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And

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It was I was totally fine

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I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius

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ها أنا أتسلق سفح جبل فيزوف

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عندما انزلقت فجأة وبدأت بالسقوط

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اعني كنت على حافة الموت خبز ساخن يا زي

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لن انسي أبدا رعبي أثناء السقوط

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عندما تذكرت فجأة يا للهول يا هانسل

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الم تكن تدخن الحشيش خلال الستة أيام الماضية

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وربما تكون هذه الأشياء في مخيلتك

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و

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كانت كذلك وكنت أنا بخير

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حتى أنى لم أكن ذهبت قط لجبل فيزوف

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Donc je dévale le Vésuve quand soudain je glisse

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et je tombe Je vais mourir

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Attention c'est chaud

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Je tombe

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Bonjour l'angoisse

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Mais soudain je me souviens

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Nom d'un pétard Hansel

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Tu ne fumes pas du peyote depuis 6 jours

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Tu as tout imaginé peut être

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Et alors

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était ça étais peinard

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étais jamais allé sur le Vésuve

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Ich seil mich also rückwärts den Vesuv ab da rutsche ich aus

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Ich falle Mich erwartet der Tod

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Heißes Brot Zeke

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Falle und falle

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Den Schrecken werd ich nie vergessen

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Da fällt mir plötzlich ein

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Verdammte Scheiße Hansel Hast du nicht sechs Tage lang Peyotl geraucht

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Könnte sich das nicht in deinem Kopf abspielen

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Und

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War so Mir ging's völlig gut

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Ich war noch nie auf dem Vesuv

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それでベスビオ山から下ってるときに

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突然滑って落ちちゃったんだ

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死にかけたんだ焼きたてのパンだぞジーク

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落ちてるときの恐怖感は忘れられるもんじゃなかった

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そのとき突然思い出したんだくそっハンセル

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この６日間ぺヨーテを吸ってただろ

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吸ってなかったらって気にしてるんじゃないか

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それで

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こうさ今はピンピンしてる

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それ以来ベスビオ山には行ってない

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Так вот взбираюсь я на гору Везувий

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и вдруг оступаюсь и падаю вниз

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Чуть не умираю от страха Горячий хлеб Зак

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Я падаю падаю Никогда не забуду этот ужас

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И тут вспоминаю Черт возьми Хэнсел

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не ты ли курил гашиш шесть дней подряд

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И может быть то что происходит с тобой не на самом деле

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И что

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Так и было Я совершенно не пострадал

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Я даже никогда не был на Везувии

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Tenía bajo control al Monte Vesubio

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cuando de repente caí dormido y me empecé a deslizar hacia abajo

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Es decir casi me muero Pan caliente Zeke

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Estaba cayendo Nunca perdí el control

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Cuando de repente me dije Santo cielo Hansel

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no has estado fumando peyote por seis días consecutivos

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y todo esto podría ser solo tu imaginación

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Y

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Lo era Estaba totalmente a salvo

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Y nunca se me ocurrió ir al Monte Vesubio

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01:02:59

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Actors

Hansel

Derek Zoolander