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Zoolander

They're *in* the computer?

Hansel:
They're *in* the computer?

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They're in the computer
Available in 7 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
1,330
Timestamp in Movie
01:10:49
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Actors

Owen Wilson
Hansel
Owen Wilson
Christine Taylor
Matilda Jeffries
Christine Taylor
I know it was you, Maury. - Zoolander 00:20
I know it was you, Maury.
Glad you could join us, Kmart. - Zoolander 00:21
Glad you could join us, Kmart.
You make me sick to my stomach, Jaco. - Zoolander 00:19
You make me sick to my stomach, Jaco.
Derek... It's Relax! I hate you. I'm fine. I've done this a thousand times. The trigger! It's... - Zoolander 00:12
Derek... It's Relax! I hate you. I'm fine....
Do what you've been trained to do and kill the Malaysian prime minister! - Zoolander 00:07
Do what you've been trained to do and kill the...
D-Bone, I got your back! - Zoolander 00:15
D-Bone, I got your back!
It's that damn HanselHe's so hot right now - Zoolander 00:05
It's that damn HanselHe's so hot right now
They're break dance fighting - Zoolander 00:04
They're break dance fighting
Derek Zoolander just tried to kill the prime minister of Malaysia. - Zoolander 00:34
Derek Zoolander just tried to kill the prime minister of...
Where did all the files go? - Zoolander 00:10
Where did all the files go?
Yo taste my pain bitch - Zoolander 00:04
Yo taste my pain bitch
Deal with that - Zoolander 00:03
Deal with that
You were wrong about my outfitIt's the Cheryl Ladd Collection and I got it at J C PenneyOn sale - Zoolander 00:10
You were wrong about my outfitIt's the Cheryl Ladd...
Jig's up, Mugatu. - Zoolander 00:35
Jig's up, Mugatu.
I'm done Jaco I got a prostate the size of a honeydewand a head full of bad memories - Zoolander 00:07
I'm done Jaco I got a prostate the size of a...
You have no evidence Han stupid destroyed everything - Zoolander 00:06
You have no evidence Han stupid destroyed everything
For Christ's sake it's a casserole Sheila It'll stay - Zoolander 00:06
For Christ's sake it's a casserole Sheila...
Shut upEnough already BallsteinWho cares about Derek Zoolander anywayThe man has only one look for Christ's sakeBlue Steel Ferrari Le TigreThey're the same faceDoesn't anyone notice this I feel like I'm taking crazy pillsI invented the piano key necktieI - Zoolander 01:46
Shut upEnough already BallsteinWho cares about Derek...
One look? - Zoolander 00:08
One look?
There it is! - Zoolander 00:15
There it is!