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J.P. Prewitt:
The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders? Derek Zoolander:
Mugatu! J.P. Prewitt:
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Slaves, Derek. So they hired John Wilkes Booth to do Mr. Lincoln in. The first model/actor! Dallas. 1963. John F. Kennedy. Matilda:
Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male model. J.P. Prewitt:
You're goddamn right he wasn't, but the two lookers who capped Kennedy from the Grassy Knoll sure as shit were!
The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders? Derek Zoolander:
Mugatu! J.P. Prewitt:
[pauses]
Slaves, Derek. So they hired John Wilkes Booth to do Mr. Lincoln in. The first model/actor! Dallas. 1963. John F. Kennedy. Matilda:
Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male model. J.P. Prewitt:
You're goddamn right he wasn't, but the two lookers who capped Kennedy from the Grassy Knoll sure as shit were!
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Think about it Derek
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Male models are genetically constructed to become assassins
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They're in peak physical condition
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They can gain entry to the most secure places in the world
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And most important of all models don't think for themselves
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They do as they're told That is not true
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Yes it is Derek Okay
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Movie Summary
At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
