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What do we do when we fall off the horseWe get back onSorry Maury I'm not a gymnast
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Zoolander

Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast

Maury Ballstein:
What do we do when we fall off the horse?Derek Zoolander:... fall off the horse...Maury Ballstein:... we... get back on!Derek Zoolander:Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast

Full Transcript

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What do we do when we fall off the horse
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We get back on
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Sorry Maury I'm not a gymnast
Available in 7 languages
Duration
18 seconds
Views
730
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:20
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Actors

Jerry Stiller
Maury Ballstein
Jerry Stiller
Ben Stiller
Derek Zoolander
Ben Stiller
Christine Taylor
Matilda Jeffries
Christine Taylor
We get back on. - Zoolander 00:16
We get back on.
It's me. - Zoolander 00:49
It's me.
Damn it Derek I'm a coal miner not a professional film and television actor - Zoolander 00:06
Damn it Derek I'm a coal miner not a professional film...
Hold very still. - Zoolander 01:01
Hold very still.
I'm so tired No Todd not nowIt's MauryTell me something good - Zoolander 00:08
I'm so tired No Todd not nowIt's MauryTell me...
Pacheco back to pass. - Zoolander 00:17
Pacheco back to pass.
I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop. - Zoolander 00:13
I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop.
Moisture is the essence of wetness, - Zoolander 00:05
Moisture is the essence of wetness,
And wetness is the essence of beauty. - Zoolander 00:07
And wetness is the essence of beauty.
Why'd you have to come back to this damn town? - Zoolander 00:30
Why'd you have to come back to this damn town?
You're dead to me, boy. - Zoolander 00:14
You're dead to me, boy.
I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid - Zoolander 00:05
I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as...
Hello? Derek, you hearing me? -God? -God? What the shit are you talking about? It's me. Maury. I hop - Zoolander 00:17
Hello? Derek, you hearing me? -God? -God? What the shit are...
God GodWhat the shit are you talking about It's me Maury - Zoolander 00:07
God GodWhat the shit are you talking about It's me...
Well, to tell you the truth, I was a little hesitant at first, Mr Mugatu. - Zoolander 00:24
Well, to tell you the truth, I was a little hesitant at...
Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? My mistake, Jacobim. Your m - Zoolander 00:11
Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a...
Yes, Derek. - Zoolander 00:22
Yes, Derek.
What is thisA centre for antsWhatHow can we be expected to teach children to learn how to readif they can't even fit inside the buildingDerek it's just a small I don't want to hear your excusesThe centre has to be at leastthree times bigger than this - Zoolander 00:34
What is thisA centre for antsWhatHow can we be expected to...
A centre for ants? - Zoolander 00:06
A centre for ants?
With a push up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb going on there - Zoolander 00:05
With a push up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb going...