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When I was in seventh grade I was the fat kid in my class
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When I was in seventh grade I was the fat kid in my class

Matilda:When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class.Derek Zoolander:Ew!

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When I was in seventh grade I was the fat kid in my class
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Duration
7 seconds
Views
2,570
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:16
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Actors

Ben Stiller
Derek Zoolander
Ben Stiller
Christine Taylor
Matilda Jeffries
Christine Taylor
All right, forget it. - Zoolander 00:57
All right, forget it.
So I becameWhatBulimicYou can read mindsIt's when you throw up after every mealSee you know what This is exactly what you models do to peopleYou make them feel bad about themselvesMatildaMatilda it's justSo what I throw up after lots of mealsSo do I It's - Zoolander 00:49
So I becameWhatBulimicYou can read mindsIt's when you...
Haven't really You haven'tDone it Done it in a while yeahOkay what's a while Like eight days - Zoolander 00:09
Haven't really You haven'tDone it Done it in a...
Oh snap - Zoolander 00:04
Oh snap
Seriously Do you service yourself ten times a day - Zoolander 00:05
Seriously Do you service yourself ten times a day
This has been an emotional day for all of usI think we should get nakedWhatDon't ask questionsJust give in to the power of the tea - Zoolander 00:18
This has been an emotional day for all of usI think we...
I think we should get naked. - Zoolander 00:11
I think we should get naked.
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuviuswhen suddenly I slip and I start to fallI mean I'm about to die Hot bread ZekeJust falling I'll never forget the terrorWhen suddenly I remember Holy shit Hanselhaven't you been smoking peyote for six straight daysAnd - Zoolander 00:30
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuviuswhen suddenly I...
Cool story HanselThanks Olaf - Zoolander 00:05
Cool story HanselThanks Olaf
There was a moment last nightwhen she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarvesand the Maori tribesmanYeah where I thoughtWow I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman - Zoolander 00:15
There was a moment last nightwhen she was sandwiched between...
So what time is itAlmost 5 00 WhatHey guys that show is in three hoursDerek is dead unless we get that evidence Do you guysEasy How about a Good afternoon Derek and HanselThanks for the freak fest last night - Zoolander 00:19
So what time is itAlmost 5 00 WhatHey guys that show is in...
Wait a minuteI might just have an ideaThey'll be looking for us at Maury's rightBut they won't be looking forNot us - Zoolander 00:15
Wait a minuteI might just have an ideaThey'll be...
You is talkin' loco and I like it - Zoolander 00:05
You is talkin' loco and I like it
I feel really bad that good looking people like usmade you throw up and feel bad about yourself - Zoolander 00:08
I feel really bad that good looking people like usmade you...
For serious - Zoolander 00:03
For serious
You ever use one of these? - Zoolander 00:28
You ever use one of these?
Wait! Hansel! Let's not lose our cool. Then we're no better than the machine. It's almost 7:00. I go - Zoolander 00:59
Wait! Hansel! Let's not lose our cool. Then we're...
They're in the computer - Zoolander 00:04
They're in the computer
I know it was you, Maury. - Zoolander 00:20
I know it was you, Maury.
Glad you could join us, Kmart. - Zoolander 00:21
Glad you could join us, Kmart.