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Where am I? Where am I?-It's okay. -Kickin', Hoss.-I'm going monk. I got to go monk....

Where am I? Where am I?-It's okay. -Kickin', Hoss.-I'm going monk. I got to go monk. Prayer. Prayer. Pray to the Great Spirit

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Where am I Where am I It's okay
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Kickin' Hoss I'm going monk
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I got to go monk Prayer Prayer
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Pray to the Great Spirit
Available in 7 languages
Duration
14 seconds
Views
1,608
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:30
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
Do it, Hansel. - Zoolander 00:10
Do it, Hansel.
That's what I'm talking about. - Zoolander 00:12
That's what I'm talking about.
Derek, come on. - Zoolander 00:46
Derek, come on.
The guy had to miraculously pull his underwear out of his buttjust to beat you - Zoolander 00:06
The guy had to miraculously pull his underwear out of his...
I'm not an ambi turner - Zoolander 00:04
I'm not an ambi turner
I mean, there have got to be some people out there, just like you, who can't turn... - Zoolander 00:32
I mean, there have got to be some people out there, just...
Pedro Scialfa. - Zoolander 00:08
Pedro Scialfa.
Vin Correjo. - Zoolander 00:09
Vin Correjo.
A finger jockey We don't think the same wayas the face and body boys doWe're a different breed So why male models - Zoolander 00:09
A finger jockey We don't think the same wayas the face...
Think about it Derek - Zoolander 00:26
Think about it Derek
And most important of all models don't think for themselvesThey do as they're told That is not trueYes it is Derek Okay - Zoolander 00:11
And most important of all models don't think for...
But why male modelsAre you serious I just I just told you that a moment ago - Zoolander 00:12
But why male modelsAre you serious I just I just told you...
Are you serious? - Zoolander 00:33
Are you serious?
You got to get to Maury Ballstein's computer. - Zoolander 00:31
You got to get to Maury Ballstein's computer.
You freakin' idiot - Zoolander 00:03
You freakin' idiot
Man, that was close. - Zoolander 00:22
Man, that was close.
I thought someone was gonna be reading our eugoogoly - Zoolander 00:07
I thought someone was gonna be reading our eugoogoly
I hate Hansel! - Zoolander 00:07
I hate Hansel!
Were you looking for a rematch? - Zoolander 00:45
Were you looking for a rematch?
Yeah you're cool to hide hereBut first me and him got to straighten some shit outFineWhy you been acting so messed up towards meWhy you been acting so messed up towards meWell you go first - Zoolander 00:26
Yeah you're cool to hide hereBut first me and him got...