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Why'd you have to come back to this damn town?

Why'd you have to come backto this damn town? I wanted to make a new life for myself. I'm...

Zoolander • 2001

Why'd you have to come backto this damn town? I wanted to make a new life for myself. I'm sorry I was bornwith this perfect bone structure. That my hair looks betterdone up with gel and mousse than hidden under a stupid hatwith a light on it! All I ever wanted to dowas make you proud of me, Pop. With what? Your male modelling? Prancing around in your underwear with your wiener hanging outfor everyone to see?

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Why'd you have to come back to this damn town

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I wanted to make a new life for myself

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I'm sorry I was born with this perfect bone structure

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That my hair looks better done up with gel and mousse

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than hidden under a stupid hat with a light on it

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All I ever wanted to do was make you proud of me Pop

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With what Your male modelling

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Prancing around in your underwear

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with your wiener hanging out for everyone to see

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لماذا عدت لهذه المدينة

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أردت أن اصنع لي حياة جديدة

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أسف أني ولدت ببنية مثالية

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إن شعري يبدو أفضل بالجيل

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عن أن أخبئه أسفل خوذة عليها مصباح

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كل ما اردته هو ان اجعلك فخورا بى يا أبى

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بماذا عروضك الرجولية

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تتجول بملابسك الداخلية

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Pourquoi il a fallu que tu reviennes

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Je voulais repartir à zéro

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Pardon si j'ai une ossature parfaite

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et si mes cheveux rendent mieux avec du gel que cachés

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sous un chapeau orné d'une lampe

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Je voulais seulement que tu sois fier de moi

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Parce que tu es un modèle homme

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Et que tu te pavanes dans ton caleçon la quéquette à l'air

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Warum musstest du in diese verdammte Stadt zurückkommen

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Ich wollte einen neuen Anfang machen

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Tut mir Leid einen perfekten Körperbau zu haben

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dass mein Haar mit Gel oder Schaum besser aussieht

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als versteckt unter einem dämlichen Helm mit 'ner Birne dran

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Ich wollte immer nur dass du stolz auf mich bist

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Als männliches Model

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Das in Unterhosen herumtänzelt

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wo der Schniedel raushängt so dass alle ihn sehen können

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何でこんな街に戻ってきたんだ

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自分のために新しい人生を始めたいんだ

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こんな完璧な骨格で産まれてきたのが辛いんだ

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ライトの下で髪の毛が帽子をかぶるよりも

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ジェルとムースで固めたほうがかっこよく見えるのも

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今までしてきたのは全部パパに自慢に思ってもらえるようになんだ

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それが何だお前は男性モデルだろ

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薄着で自分のウィンナーをぶらぶらさせながら歩くんだろ

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Какого черта ты вернулся в этот город

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Хотел начать новую жизнь

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Я не виноват что родился с идеальными пропорциями

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Что мои волосы выглядят лучше если уложены гелем или муссом

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а не когда они спрятаны под дурацкой каской с фонариком

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Я всегда хотел только одного чтобы ты гордился мной папа

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Кем Сыном моделью

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Тем кто разгуливает в нижнем белье так что все добро выпирает наружу

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Para que volviste es este maldito pueblo

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Quiero hacer algo nuevo de mi vida

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Siento haber nacido con una perfecta estructura ósea

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Que mi pelo luzca mejor retocado con mousse y gel

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y no estar escondido con un estupido casco con una luz encima

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Todo lo que siempre quise es que te sientas orgulloso de mi Pa

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Con que Con tus modelajes masculinos

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Correteando por ahi en tus calzoncillos con tus bolas colgando

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00:25:13

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Mar 09, 2026

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.