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Zoolander

Would you hold this for me? I can Dere-lick my own balls,thank you very much

Would you hold this for me? I can Dere-lick my own balls,thank you very much

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Would you hold this for me
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I can Dere lick my own balls thank you very much
Available in 7 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
1,308
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:50
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
You think you're too cool for schoolBut I got a news flash for you Walter CronkiteYou aren't - Zoolander 00:14
You think you're too cool for schoolBut I got a news...
Who are you trying to get crazy with, ese? - Zoolander 00:21
Who are you trying to get crazy with, ese?
What say we settle this on the runwayHan soloStop itAre you challenging me to a walk offBoo lander - Zoolander 00:24
What say we settle this on the runwayHan soloStop itAre you...
Stop it. - Zoolander 00:24
Stop it.
Listen to your friend Billy ZaneHe's a cool dude He's trying to help you out - Zoolander 00:09
Listen to your friend Billy ZaneHe's a cool dude...
Ten minutes. - Zoolander 00:09
Ten minutes.
I heard some mad stories about this kid. - Zoolander 00:52
I heard some mad stories about this kid.
Put a cork in it Zane - Zoolander 00:04
Put a cork in it Zane
It's a walk off - Zoolander 00:04
It's a walk off
All right, who's gonna call this sucker? - Zoolander 00:10
All right, who's gonna call this sucker?
If nobody has any objectionsI believe I might be of service - Zoolander 00:07
If nobody has any objectionsI believe I might be of service
Now, this'll be a straight walk-off, old school rules. - Zoolander 00:17
Now, this'll be a straight walk-off, old school rules.
You got to cut me. - Zoolander 00:06
You got to cut me.
-Where am I? - Zoolander 00:14
-Where am I?
Do it, Hansel. - Zoolander 00:10
Do it, Hansel.
That's what I'm talking about. - Zoolander 00:12
That's what I'm talking about.
Derek, come on. - Zoolander 00:46
Derek, come on.
The guy had to miraculously pull his underwear out of his buttjust to beat you - Zoolander 00:06
The guy had to miraculously pull his underwear out of his...
I'm not an ambi turner - Zoolander 00:04
I'm not an ambi turner
I mean, there have got to be some people out there, just like you, who can't turn... - Zoolander 00:32
I mean, there have got to be some people out there, just...