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Mike O' Donnell: I had the craziest dream. I was 17. I was back in high school. It was terrible. Mmmm. Scar.\nMaggie O'Donnell: Scar? I don't see a scar. Look i know why you didn't want me to be with Stan. It's because you wanted me.\n[Mike bolts straight up and falls to the floor]\nMaggie O'Donnell: .\nMaggie O'Donnell: Oh! You wanna play games? I can play games.\nMike O' Donnell: Nononononono...\nMaggie O'Donnell: I'm a hungry lioness, and your a baby gizell\nMike O' Donnell: [Mike gets chased around the room by Maggie] MaggieMaggieMaggieMaggie... nononononononono...\nMike O' Donnell: If you only knew how inappropriate and disfunctional this is. Stop it okay.\nMike O' Donnell: Maggie, I'm not the person. I'm not the person that you think I am.\nMaggie O'Donnell: You're right. You're not. You're good. You're not like the others.\nMike O' Donnell: [Starting to hyperventilate] Not like the others. I'm very, very different. So different in fact that you and I could never, never ever ever be together. Stop Maggie.\nMaggie O'Donnell: Oh! Oh my god. What? What are you saying? Are you confused?\nMike O' Donnell: I'm very confused. Yes, I'm extremely confused.\nMaggie O'Donnell: Oh my god, I... I... I get it now. Your hair is always perfectly quaffed and you have highlighs.\nMike O' Donnell: What are you talking about?\nMaggie O'Donnell: I mean, dude your jeans are *really* tight.\nMike O' Donnell: I'm not *gay*. I'm in love, Maggie. I'm... I'm in love. I've been in love with the same girl since i was 17, Maggie.\nMaggie O'Donnell: Does she go to our school?\nMike O' Donnell: ...No...\nMike O' Donnell: Do I know her?\nMike O' Donnell: ...No...\nMaggie O'Donnell: Tell me her name\nMike O' Donnell: No, Maggie, No.\nMaggie O'Donnell: Okay, but you tell your girlfriend to keep a close eye on you.\nMike O' Donnell: Sweet baby Jesus.
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Oh I just had the craziest dream
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I was 17
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I was back in high school and it was terrible
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Scar
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Scar I don't see a scar
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Look I know why you didn't want me to be with Stan
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It's because you wanted me
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You want to play games I can play games
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No no no I'm a hungry lioness
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and you're a baby gazelle
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Maggie No no no Maggie stop this now
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If you only knew how highly inappropriate and dysfunctional this is
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Stop it Please stop
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Maggie I'm not the person that you think I am
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Yes you are No I'm not
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You're right you're good You're not like the others
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I'm not like others I'm very different than the others
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So different in fact that you and I can never ever ever ever be together
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Stop biting Why
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Oh
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Oh my God What are you saying
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Are you confused
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I'm very confused yes Extremely confused
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Oh my God I I I get it now
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And your hair is always perfectly coiffed and you have highlights
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What are you talking about I mean
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Dude your jeans are really tight
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I'm not gay
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I'm in love Maggie I'm in love
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I've been in love
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I've been in love with the same girl since I was 17 Maggie
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Does she go to our school Do I know her Tell me her name I want to know her name
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No Maggie No Okay
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You tell your girlfriend she better keep a close eye on you
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Sweet baby Jesus
Season: 1
Episode: 0
Clip duration: 133 seconds
Views: 87
Timestamp in movie: 01h 13m 43s
Uploaded: 09 December, 2023
Genres: comedy, drama, fantasy
Summary: Mike O'Donnell is ungrateful for how his life turned out. He gets a chance to rewrite his life when he tried to save a janitor near a bridge and jumped after him into a time vortex.
Comments
00:27 Look try to see things from my point of view
00:04 I think our hands just made a baby
00:10 Hey Mom this is Mark Uncle Ned's bastard
00:22 Carnations What a douche bag
00:45 Uh can I get a little help in here
00:03 Pretty much
00:34 Okay I don't know how to act normal Clearly
00:08 What are you eating
00:52 Underneath all of that male bravado
00:29 When you're young everything feels like the end of the...
02:28 Scarlet
00:34 Before you go through with this
00:29 When you're young everything feels like the end of the...
00:37 Well he didn't give birth You know what I meant
00:08 What are you eating
00:59 If you girls don't respect yourselves
00:10 Oh come on Hold these please
00:34 Uh can I get a little help in here
00:34 Okay I don't know how to act normal Clearly
00:08 Dance with all your friend's moms